One day, a conspiracy theorist comes to your house bleeding from the chest; you see that he has been shot multiple times. You know that he doesn't have much time left, and so you ask if he has any last words. He does indeed, and he gives you an explanation about the world we live in that blows your mind. As if that wasn't bad enough, he gives you proof. Solid proof, that you just can't refute.
Proof that the world is messed up beyond belief.
Right before he dies on your sofa(ruining it completely with blood and offal, I might add...) he gives you a small pendant and tells you his final secret: Gods exist, and you can now make one of four choices:
-You can do nothing, and let the world go on as it is with alien tech, free energy and weather modification going unchecked while the rich and influential dig themselves underground bases to hide in while you, and the ones you love die horribly on the surface when Nibiru smashes us.
-Using the pendant you can summon BELLDANDY, who promises to do her best to fix the world with peace and love!
-Using the pendant you can summon ASURA, who will declare that there is so much manipulation in that world that it deserves to be destroyed several times over!
-Using the pendant you can summon HARUHI SUZUMIYA, who vows to make the world even more interesting!
Failing to make a choice within 24 hours means that all three Gods you could have summoned become irritated, bloodlusted, and come after you.
What do you do?