One day, a conspiracy theorist comes to your house bleeding from the chest; you see that he has been shot multiple times. You know that he doesn't have much time left, and so you ask if he has any last words. He does indeed, and he gives you an explanation about the world we live in that blows your mind. As if that wasn't bad enough, he gives you proof. Solid proof, that you just can't refute.
Proof that the world is messed up beyond belief.
Right before he dies on your sofa(ruining it completely with blood and offal, I might add...) he gives you a small pendant and tells you his final secret: Gods exist, and you can now make one of four choices:
-You can do nothing, and let the world go on as it is with alien tech, free energy and weather modification going unchecked while the rich and influential dig themselves underground bases to hide in while you, and the ones you love die horribly on the surface when Nibiru smashes us.
-Using the pendant you can summon BELLDANDY, who promises to do her best to fix the world with peace and love!
-Using the pendant you can summon ASURA, who will declare that there is so much manipulation in that world that it deserves to be destroyed several times over!
-Using the pendant you can summon HARUHI SUZUMIYA, who vows to make the world even more interesting!
Failing to make a choice within 24 hours means that all three Gods you could have summoned become irritated, bloodlusted, and come after you.
What do you do?
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11-24-2012, 03:33 AM #1Terror On Wheels
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Re-Create VS Chance VS Completely Destroy: YOU GET TO CHOOSE!
"Our cash flow is as if a profligate son keeps borrowing money to spend on Geisha, which is why we don’t have a choice not to enjoy the race." ~DOME CO. LTD, on their 2012 LeMans effort...
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11-24-2012, 06:50 AM #2When the two Meet...
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Challengin Nibiru to one-on-one combat seems like the most Appropriatly MunchKING thing to do.
Although a Munch/Hahuhi Tag Team Match for the Fate of the World sounds pretty cool too...Dark Green Knight of Soap Opericus
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11-24-2012, 08:40 AM #3Senior Member
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Not knowing the 'gods' in question, I suppose I choose Bellandy, destroying everything sounds like it would do even more harm then good. Making the world more interesting sounds well... interesting but I've always kind of agreed that one of the worst things you could wish upon someone is that they have an interesting life. So Peace and Love I suppose isn't that bad, and I can always try to deal with things on my own as well.
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11-24-2012, 08:46 AM #4Veteran Member
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Definitely Belldandy.
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
-Abraham Lincoln
"We thought that by making your world more violent, we would make it more 'realistic,' more 'adult.' God help us if that's what it means."
-Grant Morrison to Animal Man, Animal Man #26
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11-24-2012, 09:43 AM #5Friendly Zoroark
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Belldandy, no question.
Louis: "We're gonna find that sailboat right around the corner, you just watch!"
Francis: "Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad!"
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11-24-2012, 04:27 PM #6Fists of God
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My Heart says Belldandy, while my Mind says Asura.
Coin flip time!
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