Darkstar is dead, Fantomex is dead. Will Mephisto allow them to be married in Hell?

[Valeria Kementari]

We know Mephisto is a softy at heart. He loved Mary Jane and Peter Parker's marriage so much he had to take it away for himself. He also likes to torture and make people suffer. Since both Darkstar and Fantomex are both dead and in HELL, will Mephisto do the ultimate douchebaggery and marry them for all eternity? What better way is there to make them both suffer? Forcing him to spend eternity with a woman that is the opposite of Psylocke and making her the sexual slave of one of her many killers? It's the perfect suffering for both! Suffering through the power of LOVE. Mephisto truly is evil.

*Crappy Photoshop because there aren't enough images of Darkstar to make something better

[Seresecros]

Maybe they could have a double-wedding with Scott and Ororo Summers

[Valeria Kementari]

Maybe they could have a double-wedding with Scott and Ororo Summers

Summers is not dead and isn't in Hell, something I have advocated for since time immemorial

[Aguja]

Is Darkstar dead? I thought she stole that chicks body and came back? Even if she is dead she is in Heaven! There is no way a communist flower than her would be sent to hell.

[Valeria Kementari]

Is Darkstar dead? I thought she stole that chicks body and came back? Even if she is dead she is in Heaven! There is no way a communist flower than her would be sent to hell.

The Intelligencia Killed her and left her rotten body floating in space. And all Communists go to Hell, why do you think they like red so much?

[Seresecros]

She's not dead. She's a Dire Wraith, she can breathe in space.

[Seresecros]

When I get a job with Marvel, I am definitely going to give Storm a baby with someone awful

[Valeria Kementari]

She's not dead. She's a Dire Wraith, she can breathe in space.

In-panel continuity shows her dead. Fantomex is boning her in Hell right now.

When I get a job with Marvel, I am definitely going to give Storm a baby with someone awful

I feed on your despair.

[Seresecros]

or maybe I'll just have a word with my best friend Nick Lowe

[darknessatnoon]

Does Storm have any dignity left to lose?

The latest issue of WATX had her dumped nude and in chains into a shark-tank. Next issue will feature Oya setting Ororo on fire.

[Valeria Kementari]

Does Storm have any dignity left to lose?

The latest issue of WATX had her dumped nude and in chains into a shark-tank. Next issue will feature Oya setting Ororo on fire.

And she beat Shark Tits' parents even while naked and chained. She truly is the best.

[Kurolegacy]

Maybe they could have a double-wedding with Scott and Ororo Summers

I think I just threw up a little in the back of my mouth at the thought of them being in a relationship much less married.

[Babyhater666]

Hmmmm.... Needs more Darkstar

[Cayman]

Fantomex did not go to Hell.

He's probably making out with Jennifer Kale in Heaven.

[Aguja]

Isn't he a clone? They have no souls that can access Heaven. At best he found nothingness.