You have been captured and brought to a government laboratory where they forcibly "install" the attributes of one of three different actors into your body.
The first option is to have Michael C. Hall as your "Dark Passenger"; creating insightful, extrasensory narration into the various corners of your life. (Like how Harry/Brian appear and detect things for Dexter)
The second is to have the voice of Peter Cullen for the rest of your life. You cannot turn this off and on; you will sound exactly like Optimus Prime to everyone else. Even if you use a voice filter.
And the third will cause you to "think and hear" in Patrick Stewart's voice. This will only function with literature. You will hear "Picard" narrating your novels when you read or revise them, and you will hear Patrick Stewart if someone reads to you. Yes, even if that person is female.
Which will you pick/will drive you insane the slowest?
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11-20-2012, 01:05 PM #1Pilot of Gurren
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Dexter's Narration vs Optimus's Voice vs Picard's Voice
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11-20-2012, 01:07 PM #2McNinja
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I take the voice of Peter Cullen and go into politics. Who's NOT going to vote for a Prime?
Originally Posted by Illidania
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11-20-2012, 01:13 PM #3Redundant Imperative
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Dexter's would actually be useful. (Thanks for reminding me they'll never explain what the dark passenger is like in the book
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11-20-2012, 01:16 PM #4Fists of God
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Lets see.A narrative that cannot be shut off,and extra detailed background voice/messenger.
Those two sound like sanity destroying right there.
I would rather be Optimus Prime (Voice wise.)
If not that. Picard voice.
Last is Dexter narration,that*would* drive me crazy.
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11-20-2012, 01:24 PM #5A Thinking Man's Rhino
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I become Optimus Prime, then audition for replacing Cullen when he gets too old with my flawless imitation and "Refusal to break character".
Also I walk around with a megaphone telling people that Communists have been detected on American Soil, and that Democracy is non-negotiable.A Flock of Sheep.
A Pack of Wolves.
An Inconvenience of Heroes.
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11-20-2012, 03:18 PM #6Everyone's favorite host
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Just don't pick Judd Nelson as your running mate and you're good. Originally Posted by Dalak
I take the voice of Peter Cullen and go into politics. Who's NOT going to vote for a Prime?
"One shall stand and one shall fall! My presidency will light our darkest hour!" Originally Posted by Omegalith
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11-20-2012, 03:21 PM #7The good kind of evil
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Cullen, I could make a fortune at TF cons.
Hey! No one's asking you to smell it.
Alexander Hawke
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11-20-2012, 04:46 PM #8Veteran Member
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I think the Optimus voice would be the most useful.
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