Wanda to Wed the Red Skull?

[Siryn]

How many men have been in love with Wanda now? Vision, Wonder Man, Hawkeye, Captain America, Doom and Red Skull? She must be the most beautiful woman in the MU or have some sort of secondary mutation. Still, I approve. I liked her better with Dr. Doom, but I approve.

[Badou]

A love triangle between Cap, Wanda and Red Skull? Could be interesting.

Oh, maybe the big twist could be that Red Skull and Cap are actually the same person. Then together with the power of love Wanda can rid the Red Skull of his obtrusive other half and then they will be able to spend the rest of their lives together murdering Mutants and Jews to their hears content. This has big screen adaptation all over it.

[darknessatnoon]

How many men have been in love with Wanda now? Vision, Wonder Man, Hawkeye, Captain America, Doom and Red Skull? She must be the most beautiful woman in the MU or have some sort of secondary mutation. Still, I approve. I liked her better with Dr. Doom, but I approve.

It's the Broken Doll mystique.

[yanapryde]

We were all sad to see her break-up with Dr. Doom, but now that Wanda has replaced Storm as the hottest thing on the market, the Red Skull is moving in.



Can Charles Xavier's Sawed-Out Telepathic Brain convince Wanda to take his proposal seriously?

She looks WAY too short.

[darknessatnoon]

She didn't get proper nutrition. She was raised by a cow on a vegan diet.

[TheCatBastet]

I think that's actually Woverine in disguise. He's thinking about cutting off a lock of her hair and hiding it under his pillow.

[Kurolegacy]

I think that's actually Woverine in disguise. He's thinking about cutting off a lock of her hair and hiding it under his pillow.

Nah Wanda's not red headed or Asian enough.

[ViewtifulJC]

Maybe it's Wanda that's Wolverine in disguise. That would explain why she's so short.

[coveredinbees]

They have nothing in common. They'd quickly run out of conversation material.

And she was not raised by damn cow, god damn it!!

[Babyhater666]

You shouldn't even have to ask. Don't you see the sparkling visage of Red Skull? His stylish trench coat? His total lack of skin blemishes?

Don't forget his gorgeous bone structure.

[stussyjones]

They have nothing in common. They'd quickly run out of conversation material.

And she was not raised by damn cow, god damn it!!

On their first date they could talk about how Wanda almost destroyed a species and the second date they can go around planing genocide together

[Ian Pressman]

On their first date they could talk about how Wanda almost destroyed a species and the second date they can go around planing genocide together

That only counts if you consider Mutants a species instead of, well, mutants.

[stussyjones]

That only counts if you consider Mutants a species instead of, well, mutants.

Well marvel does so I guess thats it

[Ian Pressman]

Well marvel does so I guess thats it

They use a lot of purple prose.

[AcesX1X]

They use a lot of purple prose.

"purple prose"?