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    Default Optimus Prime vs Cable vs Sean Bean

    Which one would die first?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Syrile Demonthyst View Post
    Which one would die first?
    Sean Bean dies first, I think. He tends to die before other important characters. He's also died a heck of a lot more times than the other two candidates.
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    Optimus sacrifices himself to protect Sean Bean from imminent death. (Cable would do it, but Optimus is bigger and thus intercepts explosions better.)

    Then it's revealed that Sean Bean was the bad guy all along and Cable sacrifices himself to stop him.
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    Sean Bean dies before the other two even show up.

    Nobody knows how.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    Sean Bean dies before the other two even show up.

    Nobody knows how.
    The real Sean Bean was murdered by Evil Sean Bean as part of his evil plan to take over Sean Bean's life.

    Thus, Sean Bean dies first and last and is the bad guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siriel View Post
    The real Sean Bean was murdered by Evil Sean Bean as part of his evil plan to take over Sean Bean's life.

    Thus, Sean Bean dies first and last and is the bad guy.
    If a Sean Bean dies in a forest, and there is nobody around to betray, is he still evil?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    If a Sean Bean dies in a forest, and there is nobody around to betray, is he still evil?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siriel View Post
    Optimus sacrifices himself to protect Sean Bean from imminent death. (Cable would do it, but Optimus is bigger and thus intercepts explosions better.)

    Then it's revealed that Sean Bean was the bad guy all along and Cable sacrifices himself to stop him.
    This is exactly how it would go down.

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    Hmmm...

    If Sean Bean is playing his character from the Silent Hill movies, then he won't die. Of course, his scenes could be cut and not change the story at all, but he'll survive. And if Megatron isn't around, then Optimus will survive as well.

    So, by process of elimination, Cable dies. Thus he wins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siriel View Post
    How do you think Final Fantasy V's Ex-Death came to be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dog View Post
    Hmmm...

    If Sean Bean is playing his character from the Silent Hill movies, then he won't die.
    Objection!

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    He ends up in the Otherworld in the second movie, which is kind of like dying.
    end of spoilers

    Plus that is an extreme statistical outlier. You may as well note that Cable does not die every issue and Optimus does not die every episodes.
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    Do you think it's something in the sound "Bean", rather than the actual spelling?

    Because Michael Biehn dies in Terminator, K2, Aliens, Tombstone, The Abyss......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siriel View Post
    Objection!

    spoilers:
    He ends up in the Otherworld in the second movie, which is kind of like dying.
    end of spoilers

    Plus that is an extreme statistical outlier. You may as well note that Cable does not die every issue and Optimus does not die every episodes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyvurg View Post
    See, this is why I hate not having TV, I didn't even know there WAS a second movie!
    Neither did I until I accidentally got spoiled while reading Silent Hill related stuff. I haven't even gotten around to watching it yet.
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