RITA'S CXLVI: What's a Sweetheart Like You Doin' in a Dump Like This?

**Jared H.** · 11-19-2012, 01:22 AM

Originally Posted by Spike-X

By, not to.

Yes, I figured that was what you meant.

**the4thpip** · 11-19-2012, 01:22 AM

Originally Posted by Brian Cronin

Very cool!

I last saw him a couple of years ago with my brother, as well (who has decided to do a Bucket List, of sorts, of all the living performers he likes). I have only seen Dylan 10 or so times in concert.

-Brian

It had been literally 20 years, I think, since I had last seen him. I was a teenager then, and Tom Petty had been opening act.

**Spike-X** · 11-19-2012, 01:23 AM

Originally Posted by Brian Cronin

Very cool!

I last saw him a couple of years ago with my brother, as well (who has decided to do a Bucket List, of sorts, of all the living performers he likes). I have only seen Dylan 10 or so times in concert.

-Brian

"Only". Ha!

**Squirrel** · 11-19-2012, 01:23 AM

Originally Posted by Jared H.

So you're a gynecologist AND a Muslim extremist, now?

Isn't that, like, mutually exclusive?

Honey, stop hogging next month's digest.

I gotta get back to writing. You may all continue. *imperious hand wave*

**Squirrel** · 11-19-2012, 01:24 AM

By the way, cupcake: "I always thought of Whiskey as more of a jism."

You may explain for me.

**Spike-X** · 11-19-2012, 01:25 AM

I'm gonna watch the latest Dexter.

**Spike-X** · 11-19-2012, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by Squirrel

By the way, cupcake: "I always thought of Whiskey as more of a jism."

You may explain for me.

They both sting when you get them in your eye?

**thehod** · 11-19-2012, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by Squirrel

By the way, cupcake: "I always thought of Whiskey as more of a jism."

You may explain for me.

Both difficult to get out of a Scotsman?

So I hear.

**thehod** · 11-19-2012, 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by Pól Rua

They suffer a little from 'dude who can do anything beats up gangsters' syndrome. But I do love me some Doiby Dickles. He cracks me up.
I think the main reason I loved Hal Jordan as a character when I was a kid was (a) he was a prominent Justice Leaguer who you hardly ever got to see in 'Super Friends' and (b) the almost infinite wish-fulfillment possibilities of his power ring.

I seriously struggle with anything silver age outside of Batman and Superman (and, by extension, the Legion)

Those stories have a charm that I struggle to find anywhere else.

Well, maybe not so much "charm" with the Legion as a bunch of spiteful mean spirited adolescents masquerading as superheroes, but you get the point.

**Pól Rua** · 11-19-2012, 01:41 AM

But... but... Planetary Chance Machine!

**thehod** · 11-19-2012, 01:48 AM

Originally Posted by Pól Rua

But... but... Planetary Chance Machine!

Further evidence to my theory that everyone in the 30th century is a total douche.

"You get to be leader for this mission to fuck with another members power, but you will have to do it with a concussion."

**Jared H.** · 11-19-2012, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by Spike-X

They both sting when you get them in your eye?

Whiskey is our cat. As mentioned before, we thought he was a girl for a long time because his balls didn't drop, and we only found out otherwise in the middle of his spaying(which then became a neutering).

He's also clumsy and dumb as a bag of hammer, so we mock him a lot.

Anyway, I made an offhand remark comparing Whiskey to some fluid or another, and that was Squirrel's response.