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    That unicorn is avatar material.

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    The weather has been so nice that one has to seek out artificial rain!

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    Welp, that's about it for me. Happy Hogswatch, fuckers.
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    Seen in BCN today:



    But daaad, isn't it a day too early to shave off our beards?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    The damned women and kids kept their mouths shut and did what they were told! And the minorities weren't running around going on about how oppressed they were!
    And after a hard day at the advertising agency your wife was waiting at the door in her high heels and pearls with your pipe and a pitcher of martini. At the end of the night, after prayer, you both retire to your separate beds.
    Yep, the good old days..

    ..that never really happened.

    Quote Originally Posted by Michael P View Post
    Now see, that's a good point. If Kevin had, had a semi-auto assault weapon with a large capacity clip (which really every home should have in AMERICA!) he could have simply and efficiently double-tapped those fucking criminals right after they stepped over the threshold, saving the taxpayers of IL potentially THOUSANDS of dollars.
    And that's why every God-Fearing AMERICAN home needs an assault weapon.

    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    So FLUFFY! She should stop by Frisco Texas on her way back to Austin, so I can rub my face in that adorable creature.
    Ok, so I told my Mom that, on her way back, she should stop in Frisco because I have this friend who wants to bury her face in your furry pooch.
    She didn't seem very into it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChadH View Post
    Ok, so I told my Mom that, on her way back, she should stop in Frisco because I have this friend who wants to bury her face in your furry pooch.
    She didn't seem very into it.
    Funny, she...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Spike-X View Post
    Funny, she...



    ...never mind.
    Heh. Oh man. I guess I forgot where I was for a moment.
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    Day four of family gathering at MiL's house; I wanna go home, they never stop talking...ever, about the most mundane topics. Try to read, someone starts talking at me, try to watch tv, they start to talk, go outside for some quiet time, someone follows and talks.


    sheesh.
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    It probably doesn't apply, but I've known some people that I could swear talked constantly just to reassure themselves that they actually existed.
    'Dox out.

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    Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Asylum;
    Not a felon was stirring - Well, except Tweedledum.
    The straightjackets were tightened up on the felons with care;
    With hope that in the morning, they’d all still be there.

    The guards all wished they were home in their beds;
    And took bets on which monster would remove their heads.
    Dr. Arlham in his office, was reading a tome
    When suddenly there was a crashing KABOOM!

    From the prison yard it came, this loud booming noise,
    That threatened to awaken the twisted girls and boys.
    Away from the windows guards flew like The Flash.
    Fearing they'd soon have a smile-shaped gash

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    The day of a movie, some pearls and his fate.

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    The clown prince of crime simply could not resist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChadH View Post



    Ok, so I told my Mom that, on her way back, she should stop in Frisco because I have this friend who wants to bury her face in your furry pooch.
    She didn't seem very into it.
    I must have a really dirty mind cause i can't stop laughing at that.

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    No, likely you have the same kind of dirty mind as the person who wrote it.

    Wait...that doesn't negate what you said.
    'Dox out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonofspam View Post
    I must have a really dirty mind cause i can't stop laughing at that.
    Yes, you are a filthy, disgusting weirdo and should probably seek some sort of professional help or go to church immediately.

    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    No, likely you have the same kind of dirty mind as the person who wrote it.
    I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
    Last edited by ChadH; 12-24-2012 at 02:10 PM.
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    [QUOTE=ChadH;16358538]
    Yes, you are a filthy, disgusting weirdo and should probably seek some sort of professional help or go to church immediately.
    Considering i'm an ex catholic i would probably be right at home with all the other filthy disgusting weirdo's if i did go back to church.



    I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
    Ah yes you are completely innocent and it is who is the evil one ! i see your dastardly plan afoot but i will take no part in it at all good sirrah !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puma View Post
    Day four of family gathering at MiL's house; I wanna go home, they never stop talking...ever, about the most mundane topics. Try to read, someone starts talking at me, try to watch tv, they start to talk, go outside for some quiet time, someone follows and talks.


    sheesh.
    Now is when you develope a case of explosive diarrhea and lock yourself in the bathroom flushing every time someone knocks on the door.
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