RITA'S CXLVI: What's a Sweetheart Like You Doin' in a Dump Like This?

[Charles RB]

That's the spirit!

"I never knew being fat and lazy was so rewarding!"

[Tadhg]

I have power at work again so my office is finally warming up. I have tasty noodles for lunch, and 2 weeks without kids or teachers starting at 3:00 today. It is a fine day today.

[jessecuster3]

I am off all next week, so this is pretty much my last day of work this year.

[Michael P]

Nerds ruin everything, film at eleven.

[Tadhg]

Did they ruin Jesse's vacation?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

They probably "found" it from the get-go, but situations had to be timed right so they couldn't actually do it until now.
Time to start getting those Boba Fett and Legacy trades then, I guess!

Pretty true...I have one of the Boba Fett trades...I actually got it for like 35 cents when a comic book shop was having that sale...

[jessecuster3]

Nerds ruin everything, film at eleven.

In this case its the non-nerds who are ruining everything.

[Merey]

Not only will I be here, but I'll fucking organize it. Who better to trust with your addresses than a crazy danger girl?

Yay!

That would be an affirmative. People who parrot this shit tend seem to think it's not worth acknowledging that other holidays besides Christmas exist. This attitude doesn't really surprise me.

"It's Merry Christmas, not Happy Holidays."
"Actually, it's Midsummer/Midwinter Solstice. Jesus was born in July, you ignorant shitheel."

That would have been my response too. Or something like: 'The Christians usurped Solstice celebrations for their gain, so fuck you!'

Being sick makes me grumpy.

[bipolar danger girl]

Cool, thanks!

I hope that I'm also able to load cats in it. How specific is it with ammunition?

The cats are for the dimension portal gun.

I'd wear them once just for you.

Best present ever.

Awww, thanks sweetie. And nice job with the bow. I know from experiance how tricky it can be to tie a bow on a sausage...


I've said too much.


Anyway, what to get you? What to get you?

ooooh, shoes! Girls like shoes, right?

Those shoes? YES.

My mother's also been posting "It's Merry Christmas not Happy Holidays" type stuff to her wall, for which I just said to her face, "Well whoopty-doo, you prefer Merry Christmas. Who gives a shit? How about you say what you like and let others do the same, like an adult?"

You could tell your mom saying Happy Holidays means you're including everyone, because no one likes to be left out. Worked with my mom.

I have an a former coworker on Facebook who does the same. Also, he keeps hitting on my wife in a creepy manner.

I have really no excuse for not blocking the hell out that guy before now.

Or cockpunching him.

I just can't imagine a worst punishment then hitting on Squirrel, and wouldn't be surprised to learn he now has nightmares.... and no nuts. What I'm trying to say is that your wife is awesome, and is probably quite skilled at dealing with pervy assholes.

So would now be a bad time to point out that I would never give my niece pink anything? Seriously, for the first 9 years of her life, all my presents to her had to be in some form of green. I wouldn't even buy her a pink Red Sox hat. :D

I really have no idea what your niece has to do with my holiday gift to you.

Good morning, nerds.


I am so hungover, I wish the world ended.

Morning people.

Any particular time the world ends?

Shit. I totally forgot that was happening today. Do you think I still have time to tattoo a robin mask on my face?

Dear Princess Bipolesitia

I learnt: screw break-up angst, I've got Adventure Time on DVD!

I can still shoot her into space though, right? Umm... maybe I could squeeze ChadH's ex and your ex into the same coffin? Two shitfuckers with one missile?

From my niece on Facebook. "It's not the end of the world, it's my birthday."

She's got her uncle's sense of humor. Hooray!

I have power at work again so my office is finally warming up. I have tasty noodles for lunch, and 2 weeks without kids or teachers starting at 3:00 today. It is a fine day today.

WOO! A happy Tadhg means a happy bipolar danger girl.


Happy Friday, CBRians!

[Gryphon]

Going to read Fear Agent tonight.

[bipolar danger girl]

StoneGold: Took me a while to figure out what present to get you, then I remembered your hot girlfriend. So for you, I give your girlfriend this...

[bipolar danger girl]

Vibranium: Sugar cookies that taste like... strawberry caramel chocolate hazelnut peppermint snaps.

[Gryphon]

Got a busy weekend ahead. Last trip to the shooting range for the year.

[Vibranium]

so one of my co-workers was talking about her family from Virginia that is visiting for the holidays

apparently one of her nephews peed on her daughters bedroom furniture??

is that a thing now, kids peeing on stuff?

[Charles RB]

StoneGold: Took me a while to figure out what present to get you, then I remembered your hot girlfriend. So for you, I give your girlfriend this...

You can give EVERYONE'S girlfriend that.