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    Pugnacious Donald M.'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    Next year we should do a Rita's only Secret Santa.
    You'd better be here next year to take part.

    It's too bad no one thought of it sooner.

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    Charles RB aka Chuck: Since the ex-girlfriend sucked so much, I give you a new and improved girlfriend! Who also sucks!

    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua

    We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
    I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange

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    Unholy Unicorn Princess bipolar danger girl's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald M. View Post
    You'd better be here next year to take part.

    It's too bad no one thought of it sooner.
    Not only will I be here, but I'll fucking organize it. Who better to trust with your addresses than a crazy danger girl?
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua

    We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
    I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    Not only will I be here, but I'll fucking organize it. Who better to trust with your addresses than a crazy danger girl?
    When we all wind up stuffed in the back of your pink SUV I hope you'll at least leave us some bottled water.

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    Yay!!!! Look what came in the mail today!


    Listen to this: alt-j - Something Good

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    Next year we should do a Rita's only Secret Santa.
    Yes!!!!!!!!
    There's a euphemism in there somewhere....

    These people think they have it so bad, I swear, Jesus complained less when they were nailing him to a f***ing tree! - Donald M

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    I know! You are late to the party, dust vagina.

    This is for you! Pink Tardis of Love.



    Ooooh Squee!
    So, there's this thing ​NEW! 5/3/13

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    Charles RB aka Chuck: Since the ex-girlfriend sucked so much, I give you a new and improved girlfriend! Who also sucks!
    And I only expected socks!
    "We must fight on!"
    "We'll die. We fight and we die, that's how it goes."
    "Then we die gloriously!"
    "There's an important word there, and it's not gloriously."
    - Only You Can Save Mankind

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    Thanks bpdg for the swell super socks.
    Here's my gift to you:

    You can shove your stupid boss in it and bury that sucker!
    To escape criticism - do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

    Die ChadH! - bipolar danger girl

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    The Central Sca-rutinizer Pól Rua's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    Pol Rua: Sombra de Plata Pink Wrestling Mask!
    It's just what I've always wanted!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post
    Kill him and eat him.
    Sensible solutions to life's problems.
    "Loudly proclaiming that you are above childish things isn't a sign of maturity - it's proof of adolescence." - Schnitzy Pretzelpants

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pól Rua View Post
    Sensible solutions to life's problems.
    P'shaw, you'd want to roast him, first!
    Listen to this: alt-j - Something Good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pól Rua View Post
    It's just what I've always wanted!!!
    Who wouldn't want that?!
    "We must fight on!"
    "We'll die. We fight and we die, that's how it goes."
    "Then we die gloriously!"
    "There's an important word there, and it's not gloriously."
    - Only You Can Save Mankind

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    So I found out my ex had been telling off a mutual mate for talking to me, because she's meant to be on "her side". Like,talking at all.

    "We must fight on!"
    "We'll die. We fight and we die, that's how it goes."
    "Then we die gloriously!"
    "There's an important word there, and it's not gloriously."
    - Only You Can Save Mankind

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    Spike X: Bruce Spingsteen's Pink Cadillac. Yes.

    Thanks Pinky!

    That was a fun lil' B-side back in the day.
    "He actually amnesty them!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles RB View Post
    So I found out my ex had been telling off a mutual mate for talking to me, because she's meant to be on "her side". Like,talking at all.
    That's mature.
    "He actually amnesty them!"

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