RITA'S CXLVI: What's a Sweetheart Like You Doin' in a Dump Like This?

[Tadhg]

I already have all of those. What can I say, I have disposable income and an impulse control problem. At least I got good deals on some of those games. I onlt paid $20 for Hitman: Absolution and I got Borderlands 2 for $12.

Do you have enough disposable income to waste on the Black Isle Scam?

[bipolar danger girl]

Since I fucked up jessecuster3's present, he gets another one. Soundwaves... I don't have the FUCKING ALT MODE!

[Donald M.]

To everyone, I give the gift of Snoop:



The gift that keeps on giving.

[Donald M.]

Do you have enough disposable income to waste on the Black Isle Scam?

This is the first I'm hearing of it and . . . ha ha . . . no. On the other hand, I have helped Kickstart Doublefine Adventure, Project Eternity, Dead State, Wasteland 2 and Shadowrun Returns. Of course, each of these has a good chance of actually existing someday and not being garbage.

[bipolar danger girl]

For BDG I get:



Because it's a dangerous world out there, but not nearly dangerous enough.

Oooh danger! *twirl* Pow pow pow!


Donald M: I give you the gift of a clean belly button.

[Donald M.]

danger! *twirl* Pow pow pow!

I knew you'd like it! Try not to shoot anyone who doesn't deserve it. Good luck finding someone that doesn't deserve it.

Donald M: I give you the gift of a clean belly button.

How thoughtful! I even think there's still some in there!

Remember kids, if it seems like a good idea when you're drunk, wait until you're sober and see if it's still a good idea . . .

Ah, who am I kidding, where's the fun in that?

[Tadhg]

This is the first I'm hearing of it and . . . ha ha . . . no. On the other hand, I have helped Kickstart Doublefine Adventure, Project Eternity, Dead State, Wasteland 2 and Shadowrun Returns. Of course, each of these has a good chance of actually existing someday and not being garbage.

On the plus side, unlike those where the game you funded might not ever materialize, they're not asking for donations to fund a game. They're asking for donations to fund their eventual asking for donations to fund a game.

[bipolar danger girl]

Slam Bradley: I know you'd never wear these, but I want you to have them anyway.

[Donald M.]

On the plus side, unlike those where the game you funded might not ever materialize, they're not asking for donations to fund a game. They're asking for donations to fund their eventual asking for donations to fund a game.

It took a while, but the Kickstarter phenomenon has finally disappeared up its own asshole.

[jessecuster3]

BPDG I got these for your keys!

[Tadhg]

It took a while, but the Kickstarter phenomenon has finally disappeared up its own asshole.

True. But of course, kickstarter wouldn't likely touch these yahoos. They're funding through invested.in. They have no goal amount and they get your money immediately when you pledge. BUT HEY IF YOU PLEDGE YOU GET ACCESS TO A SUPER SEKRET MESSAGE BOARD TO TALK ABOUT THE GAME THEY'RE NOT MAKING!

[bipolar danger girl]

Tadhg: Pink Peanut Butter!




And Pink Peanut Butter Cookies!

[bipolar danger girl]

BPDG I got these for your keys!

Yay! Those make me want to lock and unlock doors over and over! *twirl*

[bipolar danger girl]

Happy vacation, Puma! For you, what else? Pink Pumas!

[bipolar danger girl]

Dreadstar: I'm sure you'll know what to do with these.



Winslow: I'm sure you'll know what to do with these.