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    I think the charts you brought mapping "distance between your vagina and my cock" vs. "enjoyment level" was a bit too much.*
    I'm all about the data
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    what's with the fucking hiccups CBR? goddam Monica, I HAD time to waste this morning and now, now that I must go and earn my salary CBR returns



    fuck
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    Quote Originally Posted by thehod View Post
    I'd hazard a guess at "fucking"
    Nope. Sleeping, but I suspect Strange did some fucking. Naturally I just assumed I was the virgin Mary.

    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    I figured they were just bonus leftovers as she captured and slew storks with her teeth.
    If you ever catch yourself wondering why that crazy girl from CBR loves you, know the answer will always be... because you imagine me slaying storks.

    Quote Originally Posted by jessecuster3 View Post
    I think this totally fits:
    Yay! My children just sat down to eat a snack, watch Sesame Street, and pick feathers out of their teeth, so I cannot listen to this until later, but I'm looking forward to it! I think!
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

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    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
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    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael P View Post
    Yesssssssssss
    I'm autistic. What's your excuse?

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    Looks like Mr. West should be on the lookout for falling axes.
    'Dox out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    Looks like Mr. West should be on the lookout for falling axes.
    "Do you read Sutter Cane?"

    "DO YOU READ SUTTER CANE?!"






    Edit: for those of you who rolled a natural one on your geek check:

    Last edited by Jared H.; 12-18-2012 at 01:29 PM.
    I'm autistic. What's your excuse?

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    So... in between spending Sunday afternoon at my mom's with my boyfriend and yesterday all day in Cologne with no computer, and today with the server hickup, I barely noticed being banned.
    My blog.

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    today at work

    Management has their Christmas party at some fancy restaurant paid for by the company...my department gets a lunch in the office on Thursday with crusty ass deli sandwiches and some soda

    Happy Holidays....good thing Im off Thursday
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    I get a rock.
    'Dox out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    I get a rock.
    is at least a festive rock? maybe some garland?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    I get a rock.
    Is it Kryptonite?

    My blog.

    We struggled against apartheid in South Africa, supported by people the world over, because black people were being blamed and made to suffer for something we could do nothing about; our very skins. It is the same with sexual orientation. It is a given.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the4thpip View Post
    So... in between spending Sunday afternoon at my mom's with my boyfriend and yesterday all day in Cologne with no computer, and today with the server hickup, I barely noticed being banned.
    YAY! SIDEKICK! *KISSHUGKISSHUGKISSHUGKISSHUGKISSHUG* *twirl* Don't you ever do that to me again! *kisshug*

    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    I get a rock.
    I could mail you another rock if you like? Then you'd have a matching set. I could even mail you a Canadian rock!
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    I get a rock.
    I'm autistic. What's your excuse?

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    Y'know that thing I said that got you offended? I was just joking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    YAY! SIDEKICK! *KISSHUGKISSHUGKISSHUGKISSHUGKISSHUG* *twirl* Don't you ever do that to me again! *kisshug*
    It's true: gay guys get all the wimmens!


    I could mail you another rock if you like? Then you'd have a matching set. I could even mail you a Canadian rock!
    But then what will the Canadian Military use?
    I'm autistic. What's your excuse?

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    Y'know that thing I said that got you offended? I was just joking.

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