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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    I hate when I miss a Cunard visit. Stupid work! Since jessecuster3 and Kees_L are ignoring my musical needs today, I will share this Tragically Hip song with CBR because you are all my Wheat Kings and pretty things. *twirl*

    I love that song so much.

    Also, remind me someday to tell you the story of the first time I heard the Hip.
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    song of the moment:
    "sao paulo" ~ the deadstring brothers

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    Morning people.

    Last day of work until January 2nd. Finish up a few loose ends, finish up interviews and select the top three candidates, mail off packages, and then get ready to go south.
    What have I always believed? That, on the whole, and by and large, if a person lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out ok.

    "In 1996, I was 36. And you're still a frothing moonbat." ~Paradox

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    Good morning!

    I swam 1,800 meters today in 10 minutes less than last week. Yay!
    I still feel my arms like jelly, but I'm improving, baby!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puma View Post
    I'm on an interview panel today and tomorrow, not much free time (right now I am proctoring an exam for a very bright teen so I have play time).

    sounds good, what type of sauce?
    Mostly soy, a little ketchup and a bit of sambal mixed in.

    Quote Originally Posted by Vibranium View Post
    guess Im doing it wrong...or maybe Im too clinical about it, Ive actually sat down with exes and laid out things I like and I don't like...seems communication that blunt doesn't work for most
    I think the charts you brought mapping "distance between your vagina and my cock" vs. "enjoyment level" was a bit too much.*

    Quote Originally Posted by Ed Cunard View Post
    I exist.

    Sadly.
    I may exist. I may not. Current evidence points towards existing, but I'm willing to inspect any evidence to the contrary.**


    * = I suspect this graph had a parabolic shape.

    ** = like my inability to attract the attention of cabs, waiters and women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex L View Post
    I... I could believe that.
    Quote Originally Posted by ChadH View Post
    You know, it would explain a lot.
    I cannot be believed or explained, only ignored or tolerated.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gary_B View Post
    Congratulations! You are Awesome Rita. I couldn't tell.
    Congratulations! I am Awesome Rita! You can't tell, because I don't give a fuck!

    Quote Originally Posted by howyadoin View Post
    I love that song so much.

    Also, remind me someday to tell you the story of the first time I heard the Hip.
    Oh, I am reminding you right fucking now. Cannot wait to hear this one.


    Good morning, CBRians! I think Gary B is on to something here. Obviously I only have "friends" on CBR because of my magical vagina, and it's clear to me now that not encouraging everyone to worship my magical vagina on the alter of Awesome Rita was a mistake. I totally fucking forgot that nerds have zero ability to form friendships with anyone owning a magical vagina, and I now realize all of you sad fuckers have just been patiently waiting around for me to sound my trumpet of love... and I do so now. I will no longer ridicule and emasculate any fucker who discovers my magical vagina! I will no longer encourage you all to go fuck yourselves! I will no longer allow the Gary B's of the world to shame me for not charming an army of masturbation! You may all now give a heavy sigh of relief for finally no longer having to pretend you don't give a shit. You're welcome.

    Actually, can I just do all of that tomorrow? I just can't be fucking bothered to do it today.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
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    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
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    bipolar danger girl is uncharitable:

    Congratulations! I am Awesome Rita! You can't tell, because I don't give a fuck!
    Won't you please? Just one little fuck? FOR THE CHILDREN!!!
    'Dox out.

    "But I think the difference is, when Democrats go crazy, they get shown the door. When Republicans go crazy they get appointed to the Science committee. " - Shawn Hopkins

    "Can it, you nit!" - Violet Beauregard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dizzy D View Post
    Current evidence points towards existing, but I'm willing to inspect any evidence to the contrary.**


    ** = like my inability to attract the attention of cabs, waiters and women.
    If this was tomorrow, I would say on to you... you exist because I am magical vagina. But since it's not tomorrow, I will say... hilarious! The answer is unicorn hats.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    Won't you please? Just one little fuck? FOR THE CHILDREN!!!
    If this was tomorrow I would say on to you... Oh, alright. *giggle* Who wants to fuck me for the children?

    But since it's today I will say... how the fuck do you think I got children?
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    If this was tomorrow I would say on to you... Oh, alright. *giggle* Who wants to fuck me for the children?

    But since it's today I will say... how the fuck do you think I got children?
    I'd hazard a guess at "fucking"
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    I figured they were just bonus leftovers as she captured and slew storks with her teeth.
    'Dox out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    I figured they were just bonus leftovers as she captured and slew storks with her teeth.
    To the victor go the spoils.

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    I think this totally fits:


    Listen to this: alt-j - Something Good

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    Dance fight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guapo Méndez View Post
    Dance fight!
    Man what a douche move . I can't believe the one dude actually claps for that.
    "Heads up-- If Havok's position in UA #5 really upset you, it's time to drown yourself hobo piss. Seriously, do it. It's the only solution." - Rick Remender

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