That makes no sense. They should be across the room from each other, and Sue should be invisible.Originally Posted by jessecuster3
Here you go BPDG! At least these two are married.
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12-13-2012, 08:59 PM #3076Cat smells like fish
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The Punisher: I’m going to cauterize your rectum, sealing it shut, so when you turn those delicious Pink Pants™ Fruit Pies into waste products the bilirubin in your feces will leach into your bloodstream and you’ll die screaming! And I’ll watch while having sex with this grateful prostitute!
Trussed-Up Hooker: Blueberry are my favorite!
In other words, what StoneGold said.
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12-13-2012, 09:03 PM #3077...
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I USE that mousepad, pretty much every day. The Fluffball likes to sit on it, too. Originally Posted by howyadoin
I'm going to have to go to Granville Island I think and see if I can find chicken bones there.Last edited by snarkbunny; 12-13-2012 at 09:08 PM.
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12-13-2012, 09:04 PM #3078Triste Noir
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Originally Posted by Spike-X
Damn Skippy.Last edited by ChadH; 12-13-2012 at 09:08 PM.
To escape criticism - do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
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12-13-2012, 09:49 PM #3079Unholy Unicorn Princess
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Yay! I can't wait until my Santa arrives! *twirl* Originally Posted by snarkbunny
It was awesome. I made a wish too. All of my wishes are for Slam's son to return home safely. Originally Posted by ChadH
This is weird. You're not making fun of me, and I'm not making fun of you. It's almost like we like each other!The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
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12-13-2012, 10:06 PM #3080Triste Noir
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That's a good wish to make. Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl
I'm to tired to tease you, so I'm going go to bed.
I'll pick on you tomorrow.
To escape criticism - do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
Die ChadH! - bipolar danger girl
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12-13-2012, 11:48 PM #3081Professional Scalliwag
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I came home from work a while back only for my son to leap out from behind the door and shout "BOO!!" in a very loud voice. Then, in a very proud tone he said, "I did scare you there Daddy, because I'm a ginger." Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl
Kind of gives that secret sect of mysterious assassins a little less mystique now.The Hod: Novelist, raconteur and celebrated sexual athlete.
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12-14-2012, 12:29 AM #3082They call me Mr. Pip!
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Yay! Originally Posted by Spike-X
Tickets are boss!
Morning all!My blog.
We struggled against apartheid in South Africa, supported by people the world over, because black people were being blamed and made to suffer for something we could do nothing about; our very skins. It is the same with sexual orientation. It is a given.
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12-14-2012, 02:26 AM #3083internet pope
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I see what you did there. Originally Posted by the4thpip
howyadoin?
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12-14-2012, 02:38 AM #3084They call me Mr. Pip!
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Heya bret.
How's the xmas biz?My blog.
We struggled against apartheid in South Africa, supported by people the world over, because black people were being blamed and made to suffer for something we could do nothing about; our very skins. It is the same with sexual orientation. It is a given.
- Desmond Tutu
Getting married? Check http://www.fandgweddings.com/
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12-14-2012, 02:40 AM #3085MacGyver of Porn
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Those sons of BITCHES! D= Originally Posted by Matt Algren
There's a euphemism in there somewhere....
These people think they have it so bad, I swear, Jesus complained less when they were nailing him to a f***ing tree! - Donald M
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12-14-2012, 02:45 AM #3086They call me Mr. Pip!
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This could be Bing's moment to shine. Originally Posted by Squirrel
Maybe they should change the name to Bang?My blog.
We struggled against apartheid in South Africa, supported by people the world over, because black people were being blamed and made to suffer for something we could do nothing about; our very skins. It is the same with sexual orientation. It is a given.
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Getting married? Check http://www.fandgweddings.com/
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12-14-2012, 03:02 AM #3087MacGyver of Porn
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Nice. Originally Posted by the4thpip
I sometimes forget that Google is not synonymous with the Internet.There's a euphemism in there somewhere....
These people think they have it so bad, I swear, Jesus complained less when they were nailing him to a f***ing tree! - Donald M
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12-14-2012, 03:22 AM #3088Nyah!
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I suspect I won't have any more difficulty finding porn than I ever did.
'Dox out.
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12-14-2012, 03:25 AM #3089MacGyver of Porn
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You must have mad pr0n skillz. Originally Posted by Paradox
I suspect I won't have any more difficulty finding porn than I ever did.There's a euphemism in there somewhere....
These people think they have it so bad, I swear, Jesus complained less when they were nailing him to a f***ing tree! - Donald M
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12-14-2012, 03:30 AM #3090Aussie Ninja
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Yes they are. They're not the best seats in the house, but they're better than no seats at all. Originally Posted by the4thpip
In other news, clear out yer PM box!"He actually amnesty them!"
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