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    Quote Originally Posted by jessecuster3 View Post
    Here you go BPDG! At least these two are married.


    That makes no sense. They should be across the room from each other, and Sue should be invisible.
    The Punisher: Iím going to cauterize your rectum, sealing it shut, so when you turn those delicious Pink Pantsô Fruit Pies into waste products the bilirubin in your feces will leach into your bloodstream and youíll die screaming! And Iíll watch while having sex with this grateful prostitute!

    Trussed-Up Hooker: Blueberry are my favorite!

    In other words, what StoneGold said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by howyadoin View Post
    NICE. The mouse pad was a nice touch, too.
    I USE that mousepad, pretty much every day. The Fluffball likes to sit on it, too.

    I'm going to have to go to Granville Island I think and see if I can find chicken bones there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spike-X View Post
    We shall strike down upon them with great vengeance and fuuuuuuuuurious anger!

    Damn Skippy.
    Last edited by ChadH; 12-13-2012 at 09:08 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snarkbunny View Post
    Heh heh - Look what I have(apologies for the blurriness on the photo)
    Yay! I can't wait until my Santa arrives! *twirl*

    Quote Originally Posted by ChadH View Post
    Even as an adult, I still get a little thrill out of seeing a shooting star.

    And yes, I also always make a wish.
    It was awesome. I made a wish too. All of my wishes are for Slam's son to return home safely.

    This is weird. You're not making fun of me, and I'm not making fun of you. It's almost like we like each other!
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    Yay! I can't wait until my Santa arrives! *twirl*



    It was awesome. I made a wish too. All of my wishes are for Slam's son to return home safely.

    This is weird. You're not making fun of me, and I'm not making fun of you. It's almost like we like each other!
    That's a good wish to make.

    I'm to tired to tease you, so I'm going go to bed.
    I'll pick on you tomorrow.
    To escape criticism - do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

    Die ChadH! - bipolar danger girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    I'm not so sure. My son is... unique. More unique than you would imagine the son of Awesome Rita and Doug Strange could be. Today my little three year old is Statue Man! A super villain he made up that stands very still, and flaps his arms at you when you least expect it, thereby petrifying you.
    I came home from work a while back only for my son to leap out from behind the door and shout "BOO!!" in a very loud voice. Then, in a very proud tone he said, "I did scare you there Daddy, because I'm a ginger."

    Kind of gives that secret sect of mysterious assassins a little less mystique now.
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    They call me Mr. Pip! the4thpip's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spike-X View Post
    Tickets acquired!
    Yay!

    Tickets are boss!

    Morning all!
    My blog.

    We struggled against apartheid in South Africa, supported by people the world over, because black people were being blamed and made to suffer for something we could do nothing about; our very skins. It is the same with sexual orientation. It is a given.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the4thpip View Post
    Yay!

    Tickets are boss!
    I see what you did there.
    howyadoin?
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    Heya bret.

    How's the xmas biz?
    My blog.

    We struggled against apartheid in South Africa, supported by people the world over, because black people were being blamed and made to suffer for something we could do nothing about; our very skins. It is the same with sexual orientation. It is a given.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Algren View Post
    I'm guessing this:

    Google tweaks image search to make porn harder to find

    Search for porn using Google Image Search today and you might not find much.

    The company rolled out a change to its image search algorithm overnight that makes it tougher to stumble across adult pictures, whether or not you're searching for them.
    Those sons of BITCHES! D=
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    They call me Mr. Pip! the4thpip's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post
    Those sons of BITCHES! D=
    This could be Bing's moment to shine.
    Maybe they should change the name to Bang?
    My blog.

    We struggled against apartheid in South Africa, supported by people the world over, because black people were being blamed and made to suffer for something we could do nothing about; our very skins. It is the same with sexual orientation. It is a given.
    - Desmond Tutu

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    Quote Originally Posted by the4thpip View Post
    This could be Bing's moment to shine.
    Maybe they should change the name to Bang?
    Nice.

    I sometimes forget that Google is not synonymous with the Internet.
    Scarecrow is legally retarded, uneducated, and medically speaking, is the floor of a Hee Haw set dressed up like a hobo. ~seanbaby

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    I suspect I won't have any more difficulty finding porn than I ever did.
    'Dox out.

    "But I think the difference is, when Democrats go crazy, they get shown the door. When Republicans go crazy they get appointed to the Science committee. " - Shawn Hopkins

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    I suspect I won't have any more difficulty finding porn than I ever did.
    You must have mad pr0n skillz.
    Scarecrow is legally retarded, uneducated, and medically speaking, is the floor of a Hee Haw set dressed up like a hobo. ~seanbaby

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    Quote Originally Posted by the4thpip View Post
    Yay!

    Tickets are boss!
    Yes they are. They're not the best seats in the house, but they're better than no seats at all.

    In other news, clear out yer PM box!
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