This is how they procreate.Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl
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12-13-2012, 10:15 AM #3001Elder Member
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12-13-2012, 10:36 AM #3002Unholy Unicorn Princess
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Yes, but how did it get pregnant? My guess... naughty positions. Originally Posted by Charles RB
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
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You're a meany murder princess with a heart of nice.~thehod
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
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12-13-2012, 11:01 AM #3003Nerd messiah.
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I see a lot of meth in Honey Boo Boo's future.
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12-13-2012, 11:07 AM #3004Unholy Unicorn Princess
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It's not appropriate to talk about all the dick sucking I see in her future, because no one wants to see the words little girl and dick sucking in the same sentence, which is exactly why I will not talk about it. Originally Posted by GozertheGozarian
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
You're a meany murder princess with a heart of nice.~thehod
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
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12-13-2012, 11:12 AM #3005Unholy Unicorn Princess
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So I just discovered, thanks to Slacker radio, that the Dave Matthews Band butchered a rendition of Jimi Hendrix's All Along The Watch Tower. Do you know what they get for that? They get BANNED... from my Slacker radio station. Fuckers.
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
You're a meany murder princess with a heart of nice.~thehod
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
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12-13-2012, 11:12 AM #3006Tastes like fish?
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Listen to this: alt-j - Something Good
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12-13-2012, 11:27 AM #3007Elder Member
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Did they butcher Jimi's version, or did they rescue Dylan's original? Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl
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12-13-2012, 11:30 AM #3008Unholy Unicorn Princess
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Bob Dylan did the original "All Along The Watchtower?" I had no fucking idea. Originally Posted by Jeff Brady
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
You're a meany murder princess with a heart of nice.~thehod
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
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12-13-2012, 11:36 AM #3009Idaho Spuds
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Slacker . Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl
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12-13-2012, 11:39 AM #3010Unholy Unicorn Princess
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Ha! Also, boooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Originally Posted by Slam_Bradley
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
You're a meany murder princess with a heart of nice.~thehod
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
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12-13-2012, 11:45 AM #3011Elder Member
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I remember an old friend of mine liking the Dave Matthews version of "All Along the Watchtower." I also remember thinking it was really boring.
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12-13-2012, 11:48 AM #3012They call me Mr. Pip!
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Originally Posted by GozertheGozarian
Can't she just grow up to become a FoxNews anchor? Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl
My blog.
We struggled against apartheid in South Africa, supported by people the world over, because black people were being blamed and made to suffer for something we could do nothing about; our very skins. It is the same with sexual orientation. It is a given.
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12-13-2012, 11:55 AM #3013Unholy Unicorn Princess
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Isn't that what I said? Dick sucker? FoxNews anchor? Same thing. Originally Posted by the4thpip
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
You're a meany murder princess with a heart of nice.~thehod
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
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12-13-2012, 11:56 AM #3014Elder Member
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Which sums up about 99.998% of DMB's output. Originally Posted by jesse_custer
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12-13-2012, 11:56 AM #3015Were You There?
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Except dick suckers get more respect.
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