The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
Listen to this: alt-j - Something Good
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
That almost makes me want to bring my Christmas tree in and let my cats destroy it and chew on the lights while unplugged.
Even if I'm unconscious? What could you do then? From a thousand miles away, I mean.
I'm totally asking for it here, aren't I?
howyadoin?
My name is Muffin! I am a sock puppet! Wheeeeeeee! I like kittens and MLP:FiM! And dick!
Edit: oh, I am gonna get it for this.![]()
I'm autistic. What's your excuse?
AKA Muffin, Rear Admiral Nerdcock...
Y'know that thing I said that got you offended? I was just joking.
There's a euphemism in there somewhere....
These people think they have it so bad, I swear, Jesus complained less when they were nailing him to a f***ing tree! - Donald M
oH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
I'm autistic. What's your excuse?
AKA Muffin, Rear Admiral Nerdcock...
Y'know that thing I said that got you offended? I was just joking.
I suppose I should be thankful that she didn't change my avatar this time.
I'm autistic. What's your excuse?
AKA Muffin, Rear Admiral Nerdcock...
Y'know that thing I said that got you offended? I was just joking.
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