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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    I feel like me, you, and Gryphon have bonded. I think you should both make out while I watch.
    5 guineas on the Brady!
    'Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael P View Post
    It's not like Pearls is obscure or anything.
    Swine is where it's at.
    'Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Clarkie View Post
    5 guineas on the Brady!
    Sold! I think? What's a guinea? Who cares! SOLD!
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
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    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    I feel like me, you, and Gryphon have bonded. I think you should both make out while I watch.
    There's only one Jewish man I'd make out with, and he moved to Texas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Brady View Post
    There's only one Jewish man I'd make out with, and he moved to Texas.
    The obviously rita is right and you should move next door to her so you'll live closer to typo!
    I love bipolar danger girl forever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Brady View Post
    There's only one Jewish man I'd make out with, and he moved to Texas.
    Hell-Bent for leather, that's how the West was won!
    'Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tadhg View Post
    The obviously rita is right and you should move next door to her so you'll live closer to typo!
    If you (ahem) Typo up the wrong-un, is that Mortification?
    'Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    Someone put me on ignore AND HURT MY FEELINGS. He can't even read this to know he hurt my feelings. It's like having a pet duck who hates you.
    I've never owned a duck.

    I've had a few for dinner, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by howyadoin View Post

    I've had a few for dinner, though.
    Ducking out.
    'Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.'

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    Let's be clear, I'm not a big fan of the Stones, but this has been stuck in my head, bloke from Kent impersonates American -
    'Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Brady View Post
    There's only one Jewish man I'd make out with, and he moved to Texas.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tadhg View Post
    The obviously rita is right and you should move next door to her so you'll live closer to typo!
    Yes! And babysitting! And me!

    Quote Originally Posted by howyadoin View Post
    I've never owned a duck.

    I've had a few for dinner, though.
    I only had duck once, and it was fatty and yucky. Not at all like my adorable pet duck, who I imagine is delicious.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
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    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    not kittehs but darn cute

    What have I always believed? That, on the whole, and by and large, if a person lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out ok.

    "In 1996, I was 36. And you're still a frothing moonbat." ~Paradox

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puma View Post
    not kittehs but darn cute
    8 retriever pups; I can only imagine the handfuls they must be.
    I love bipolar danger girl forever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tadhg View Post
    8 retriever pups; I can only imagine the handfuls they must be.
    but what fun.
    What have I always believed? That, on the whole, and by and large, if a person lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out ok.

    "In 1996, I was 36. And you're still a frothing moonbat." ~Paradox

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    I have a question. How does Puma's puppy video know that three people unfriended me? I think the universe is picking on me today. Obviously it doesn't know how to take a joke!
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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