The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
You're a meany murder princess with a heart of nice.~thehod
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
howyadoin?
Let's be clear, I'm not a big fan of the Stones, but this has been stuck in my head, bloke from Kent impersonates American -
“Neil! The bathroom's free! Unlike the country under the Thatcherite Junta!.”
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
You're a meany murder princess with a heart of nice.~thehod
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
not kittehs but darn cute
What have I always believed? That, on the whole, and by and large, if a person lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out ok.
I have a question. How does Puma's puppy video know that three people unfriended me? I think the universe is picking on me today. Obviously it doesn't know how to take a joke!
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
You're a meany murder princess with a heart of nice.~thehod
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
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