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    Professional Scalliwag thehod's Avatar
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    If I were in charge of the world, everything would have boobs.

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    They call me Mr. Pip! the4thpip's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by GozertheGozarian View Post
    If you're thinking of Gilda, that's now under debate.
    Of course not. Maxine seems to have been the only real one.
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    Princess Vagina bipolar danger girl's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winslow View Post
    I also sent Doug and email telling him if he know what's good for him, he'll dress up as the Tinman tonight.
    What makes you think he's not already dressed up as the Tinman?
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    What makes you think he's not already dressed up as the Tinman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    What makes you think he's not already dressed up as the Tinman?
    My wife is asking me why I am nerd snort laughing. So hard to explain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the4thpip View Post
    Of course not. Maxine seems to have been the only real one.
    Forgot about her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    I'd rather imagine she's an asshole just like me.



    Maybe they put a metal penis, into a metal vagina, and let the electricity do the rest? Come on, nerds! I can't believe none of you have worked out the logistics of this yet! Where's my fucking robot porno?



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    is a very dirty girl Athena Bast's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    I stand corrected. Come on, Bast! Get your nerd shit straight!



    You're assuming they don't have metal penises to put in metal vaginae. I like to think they get it on... but I'm also a fucking pervert.
    Notice how the subject of Alita-1 was ignored.
    So, there's this thing ​NEW! 5/3/13

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    is a very dirty girl Athena Bast's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    I stand corrected. Come on, Bast! Get your nerd shit straight!



    You're assuming they don't have metal penises to put in metal vaginae. I like to think they get it on... but I'm also a fucking pervert.
    Also as a preteen girl I total thought of Optimus and Alita getting on. And Arcee and whatever Bot was into her that week.... As it were.
    Last edited by Athena Bast; 11-23-2012 at 12:10 PM.
    So, there's this thing ​NEW! 5/3/13

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    Princess Vagina bipolar danger girl's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athena Bast View Post
    Also as a preteen girl I total thought of Optimus and Alita getting on. And Arcee and whatever Bot was into her that week.... As it were.
    You do know that you typed that out loud, right?
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

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    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athena Bast View Post
    Notice how the subject of Alita-1 was ignored.
    Because, once again, I could give a shit about the fiction, I like cool toys that turn into robots.
    Listen to this: alt-j - Something Good

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessecuster3 View Post
    Because, once again, I could give a shit about the fiction, I like cool toys that turn into robots.
    I can't believe you don't give a shit about the Transformers cartoon, or which robot is getting it on with which robot. My whole universe just crumbled.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Unicorns are tasty! Tadhg's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athena Bast View Post
    Notice how the subject of Alita-1 was ignored.
    Elita One.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tadhg View Post
    Maybr jc3 is her bff?

    Yeah, maybe he is! I bet you feel the fool now.











    Ok, he isn't.
    It's wanting to know that makes us matter. Otherwise we're going out the way we came in. That's why you can't believe in the afterlife. Believe in the after, by all means, but not the life. Believe in God, the soul, the spirit, the infinite, believe in angels if you like, but not in the great celestial get-together for an exchange of views. If the answers are in the back of the book I can wait, but what a drag. Better to struggle on knowing that failure is final. - Hannah, Arcadia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merey View Post
    Yeah, maybe he is! I bet you feel the fool now.

    Ok, he isn't.
    I always feel the fool. I married Doug Strange!
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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