RITA'S CXLVI: What's a Sweetheart Like You Doin' in a Dump Like This?

[Winslow]

My dog is sick. She has the runs. We were planning on driving 2 hours to my wife's sisters place for the day, but now I don't know what to do.

I like CBR, but hanging out on CBR on a holiday is not my first choice.

[Donald M.]

*cue intense and loud spooky music*

That, or this.

[Donald M.]

My dog is sick. She has the runs. We were planning on driving 2 hours to my wife's sisters place for the day, but now I don't know what to do.

I like CBR, but hanging out on CBR on a holiday is not my first choice.

Slap a diaper on her and you're good to go!


Yeah sorry, I got nothin'. What a thing to happen on Thanksgiving.

[the4thpip]

My dog is sick. She has the runs. We were planning on driving 2 hours to my wife's sisters place for the day, but now I don't know what to do.

I like CBR, but hanging out on CBR on a holiday is not my first choice.

Mitt Romney has a solution for you.

But seriously, that is a horrid situation.

(note how I did not type "crappy.")

[Donald M.]

Mitt Romney has a solution for you.

I'm now picturing a scenario in which Winslow and family find themselves pursued by a car full of insane killers and doggy saves the day in precisely the manner you would imagine, given the logistics.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Is that the new YABs?

Yep...I saw some posters I haven't seen in a loooooong long time.

Super E frightens everyone.

I scare myself even !

*cue intense and loud spooky music*

My dog is sick. She has the runs. We were planning on driving 2 hours to my wife's sisters place for the day, but now I don't know what to do.

I like CBR, but hanging out on CBR on a holiday is not my first choice.

Mitt Romney has a solution for you.

But seriously, that is a horrid situation.

(note how I did not type "crappy.")

I'm now picturing a scenario in which Winslow and family find themselves pursued by a car full of insane killers and doggy saves the day in precisely the manner you would imagine, given the logistics.

Sorry about the dog Winslow. But for the holidays your with the greatest damn people on Earth right now...CBR. Reading this great post and getting a Guns n Roses video. Your day can't be any better lol.

I weirdly get an image of that scene involving Romney doing a Clark Griswald with that dog.

[Puma]

Sorry about the dog Winslow; no idea for a solution.

[Winslow]

I'm now picturing a scenario in which Winslow and family find themselves pursued by a car full of insane killers and doggy saves the day in precisely the manner you would imagine, given the logistics.

heh heh ... forget the insane killer, I would love that solution for aggressive asshole tailgaters.

Sorry about the dog Winslow. But for the holidays your with the greatest damn people on Earth right now...CBR. Reading this great post and getting a Guns n Roses video. Your day can't be any better lol.

You're RIGHT! Glass half full!

Sorry about the dog Winslow; no idea for a solution.

Thanks. It looks like I'll stay home with the dog. I just let her back in and she's still sick.

[Winslow]

Mitt Romney has a solution for you.

But seriously, that is a horrid situation.

(note how I did not type "crappy.")

Toilet humor always makes me laugh. I am totally blue collar that way.

[Merey]

Glad you're feeling better.

I wish I had gotten a flu shot. I had one last year and it was my healthiest year in recent history

It's not too late at all. And, as you've probably seen, super easy to get nowadays with every pharmacy offering it.

I'm sorry to hear about your dog and your altered Thanksgiving. Is there any kind of Immodium for dogs?

[the4thpip]

Yeah, flu season usually starts around January. Not too late to get it now.

I like the flu shot because it usually seems to dampen my allergies for a week or so while the immune system is busy processing the vaccination.

[Puma]

I wonder if the liquor store sells cranberry juice...just realized I need some for the marinade.

[Deathstroke]

I finally found a video where someone did this!

Not that it didn't give me a chuckle, but that is just too much free fucking time on someone's hands.

[Deathstroke]

And suddenly I've gone from having drinks with a cute chick to babysitting an ugly drunk.




Woohoo.

You just find all the winners lately don't you?

[Deathstroke]

It knows once I arrive...the world it knows is over. I bring MADNESS....

Maybe it just knew you would spend far too much time talking about GNR.