RITA'S CXLVI: What's a Sweetheart Like You Doin' in a Dump Like This?

[bipolar danger girl]

condolences Hod


and in a case of companies not caring...my company fires three people (one in my department and two in another) and then has a big lunch for management only today

My pants just got caught on a jagged edge and ripped open on my right thigh. I have spent the past ten minutes sewing it back together (poorly) so my blinding-white flesh doesn't disturb anyone else.

I had no expectations of fun today, but this was not on the menu.

But what fucking fruit would you be?!

[Puma]

For some reason I thought today was going to be more fun. Maybe I should start?

If I was a fruit, I would be a watermelon.... because it is pink!

watermelons are red and green.

If I was a fruit I'd be a Bing Cherry.

[thehod]

But what fucking fruit would you be?!

No, no. Matt's the fruit.


And thanks for the messages guys. It means a lot.

[bipolar danger girl]

watermelons are red and green.

If I was a fruit I'd be a Bing Cherry.

Cat's are colored blind. Why would you be a Bing Cherry? Oh... never mind.

[bipolar danger girl]

No, no. Matt's the fruit.


And thanks for the messages guys. It means a lot.

You're a fucking pineapple.

[Winslow]

Well, I'm back at work. It really helped to stay one more day at home, because compared to what I feel today, yesterday I felt like crap.

Glad you're feeling better.

I wish I had gotten a flu shot. I had one last year and it was my healthiest year in recent history

For some reason I thought today was going to be more fun. Maybe I should start?

If I was a fruit, I would be a watermelon.... because it is pink!

I would be a tomato because I am a non-conformist and want to hang out with the veggies. I also like bacon.

My pants just got caught on a jagged edge and ripped open on my right thigh. I have spent the past ten minutes sewing it back together (poorly) so my blinding-white flesh doesn't disturb anyone else.

I had no expectations of fun today, but this was not on the menu.

So it was just a flesh wound?

[thehod]

You're a fucking pineapple.

With this hair?? I don't think so.

I'm more of a pomegranate.

[Jeff Brady]

You're a fucking pineapple.

That must hurt a lot. All those spikes.

I'd probably be a straw- or blueberry.

So it was just a flesh wound?

I needed that. Thank you.

[Dreadstar]

My condolences, Hod.

[Slam_Bradley]

I'd hoped that after the election it would change a bit. But the stupid just keeps on coming. I just re-blocked my oldest brother on Facebook.

[bipolar danger girl]

My condolences, Hod.

Dread is an apple because the seeds are poisonous. Yes.

[bipolar danger girl]

I'd hoped that after the election it would change a bit. But the stupid just keeps on coming. I just re-blocked my oldest brother on Facebook.

Slam is a cucumber, because I like to imagine he has a long thick... finger.

[bipolar danger girl]

I'd probably be a straw- or blueberry.

You wouldn't be so blue if Dragonclaws slept in his own bed.

[bipolar danger girl]

I would be a tomato because I am a non-conformist and want to hang out with the veggies. I also like bacon.

Just one of the many reasons why I'm thankful for you today.

[Slam_Bradley]

Slam is a cucumber, because I like to imagine he has a long thick... finger.

It's the middle one. And it's upright and showing to most of the world right now.


But not you.