RITA'S CXLVI: What's a Sweetheart Like You Doin' in a Dump Like This?

[DarkBlade]

BPDG, I will remember your words of wisdom.

[bipolar danger girl]

BPDG, I will remember your words of wisdom.

This is only one of the reasons why you are my second favorite.

[Gryphon]

Marvel/DC after hours is so much better if you've seen the usual suspects and get all the references.



Not coincedentally I finally saw the film for the first time.

[Guapo Méndez]

My wife is such a hard worker, she makes me feel guilty for staying home while recuperating from influenza.

[bipolar danger girl]

That's odd.

Maybe I'm special and you're not.

It's the only explanation really. How sad. Bloom is off the rose, how the mighty have fallen, etc. etc.

**sends bpd a Hallmark sympathy card**

Yes! I told you fuckers my bloom was still mighty! Cronin, the all-mighty CBR god, fixed my issue, and tomorrow I can be thankful for Winslow.

Thank you, Brian! I will never call you boring again! Instead I will call you "Fucker Who Can't Figure Out How To Clean Out His Inbox!"

[Winslow]

oops ... too soon.

[thespianphryne]

I'm warning you. If both of you end up with the same pink animation, there will be banination.

[Vibranium]

so a person my company hired at a job fair is about to get fired for swearing at a customer

[Tadhg]

I'm warning you. If both of you end up with the same pink animation, there will be banination.

I read that as Bani Nation.

[bipolar danger girl]

oops ... too soon.

I'm warning you. If both of you end up with the same pink animation, there will be banination.

I can't believe you tried to get me banned, Winslow. I also can't believe you would steal someone's avatar. What an asshole!

[bipolar danger girl]

so a person my company hired at a job fair is about to get fired for swearing at a customer

That's a terrible fucking reason to get fired.

[thespianphryne]

You shouldn't swear at customers. That's bad form.

Also I'm sure there was other shit, and this was the cherry on top.

Or not. I don't know where the dude works.

[bipolar danger girl]

My wife is such a hard worker, she makes me feel guilty for staying home while recuperating from influenza.

As long as she doesn't try to poison you... I'm sure the "influenza" is nothing to worry about.

[bipolar danger girl]

I can't believe no one liked my pink dinosaur vagina joke. It fucking cracked me up.

Not that I'd ever want to win that stupid fucking contest anyway.

[Vibranium]

That's a terrible fucking reason to get fired.

most customers need a good swearing at, but you just can't do that when all your calls are recorded digitally and someone in corporate came across it