Pig House and Pig Senate gaily romped and sang in their front yard,
"Who's afraid of the Fiscal Cliff
Who's afraid of the Fiscal Cliff
La la la la la!"
Pig Obama looked at his two brothers and shook his head. Pig Obama had a different reckoning about the gravity of the situation.
Suddenly the Fiscal Cliff was upon them.
"I'm not afraid of the Fiscal Cliff, " said Pig House, "Lemme at him!"
Pig House approached the Fiscal Cliff and said, "My package of Entitlement cuts and no tax increases should be enough to send you away."
The Fiscal Cliff gobbled Pig House up completely, eating him whole without even any chewing.
Pig Senate approached the Fiscal Cliff and said, "My package of tax hikes for the wealthy and no Entitlement reforms should be enough to send you away."
The Fiscal Cliff gobbled Pig Senate up completely, without even chewing him.
Pig Obama approached the Fiscal Cliff. The crowd of journalists all gulped since Pig Obama was their last hope. Would Pig Obama present a balanced package of tax increases for the wealthy and Entitlement reforms which everyone knew was the best chance of getting rid of the Fiscal Cliff? Or would he do something else?
Pig Obama approached the Fiscal Cliff and punched him SLAM right in the stomach, and then he did it again with his other arm. This made the Fiscal Cliff vomit up Pig House and Pig Senate, and they were alive since the Fiscal Cliff hadn't bothered to chew them. Pig House and Pig Senate coughed up digestive fluid as the stared at their brother Pig Obama with wonder. What would Pig Obama do next?
Pig Obama kicked the Fiscal Cliff, he kicked him right in the can, and he kicked that can down the road.
The crowd of journalists cheered!
Pig House and Pig Senate linked their arms and began singing and dancing,
"He didn't have to bear the load,
He simply kicked it down the road!"
Everyone was happy except one little fly on the wall who commented, "He didn't kick it that far down the road."
But no one paid any attention to him.