Kill Kris Vol. 1

[HVulpes]

Which fictional assassins have the power to permanently Kill Kris (Kris Kringle)? Yes, in a jump on the holidays I am asking which fictional assassin can kill Kris Kringle/Santa Claus.

So who is your assassin? How can the kill an immortal gift giver who can see you when you're sleeping/knows when you're awake/Knows if you've been bad or good?

[Surtur]

Exactly which version of Claus are we dealing with? Composite?

[mailedbypostman1]

Let's start with Lobo.

[The MunchKING]

The other hard part is who would be so cruel and heartless as to TRY. One of Santa's most underplayed powers is that whole "taps into your innocense and good memories of childhood and appeals to them" thing he does.

[Radical]

You weren't inspired by this, were you?

[mailedbypostman1]

The other hard part is who would be so cruel and heartless as to TRY. One of Santa's most underplayed powers is that whole "taps into your innocense and good memories of childhood and appeals to them" thing he does.

Lobo, again.

[cbrer]

The Saint of Killers?

And if Kris Kringle is his true name, then perhaps the Death Note can kill him?

[Guy Smiley]

Standard answer: Teatime.

[HVulpes]

Exactly which version of Claus are we dealing with? Composite?

Any and/or all version, including composites. Your choice for best match up.

[HVulpes]

The other hard part is who would be so cruel and heartless as to TRY. One of Santa's most underplayed powers is that whole "taps into your innocense and good memories of childhood and appeals to them" thing he does.

Let's say you develop a machine which allows you to make the assassin willing want to kill Santa.

Also you want to kill Santa as you were raise Atheist and the kids at school got all the cool toys for Christmas and teased you without mercy for getting no presents.

[The MunchKING]

Santa is secular isn't he?

[angnome]

Standard answer: Teatime.

I second this. Kinda hard not to side with the one who takes time to actually think on how he'd do so to an assortment of guardian like characters while in bed as a pasttime. True many of us probably could be considered guilty over the years to do just that. My take has always been to get the holly jolly on some federal charge then get a chance at him Bobba style.

There's one how about Fett either him or Jango?