You are sent to the world of Evangellion with some gifts

[king arthas]

The next time you wake up you find yourself in the world of Neon Genesis Evangellion somewhere around the location of Tokyo 3, you also find out that you are able to speak, read, and write Japanese, English, French, German, Russian, and Spanish plus whatever languages you know in real life. You also have all the abilites of Corvo Attano in Dishonored, and an Assassin from Assassin's creed. So what do you do to prevent from being turned into orange juice do you think you can stop Gendo, and SEELE?

In scenario 1 you are put there before second impact.
In scenario 2 you are put there right after second impact.
In scenario 3 you are put there right when Shinji arrives.


Oh in case you don't know what powers you have here they are.
http://dishonored.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_abilities

[Chou Blaster]

Do we need to recharge the powers?

Because if it is infinite juice and all powers,anyone who is competent could in theory win.

[Rhyvurg]

I don't even bother with powers, I start sneaking testosterone supplements into Shinji's food so this whole mess will be over and done with in a week. No bitching, no head/eyes-vibrate-because-he's-about-to-cry thing they do in anime, get the little prick to man the fuck up and enjoy kicking the shit out of giant monsters.

[Siriel]

I don't even bother with powers, I start sneaking testosterone supplements into Shinji's food so this whole mess will be over and done with in a week. No bitching, no head/eyes-vibrate-because-he's-about-to-cry thing they do in anime, get the little prick to man the fuck up and enjoy kicking the shit out of giant monsters.

Okay, so this really bugs me, because everyone who thinks that something like this would work has obviously either not watched Evangelion, or missed the point.

Making Shinji 'badass' does not help. At all. In fact, reducing his emotional issues means that he gets killed against Sachiel because EVA-01 won't go berserk. It will indeed all end on the first episode - because Sachiel starts Third Impact and humanity dies.

Then even if you somehow handwave Sachiel, there's Zeruel who is simply not going to lose without the EVA going berserk.

Additionally, changing his personality means that Kaworu won't take interest in him - at which point enjoy Kaworu making the other decision and kickstarting Third Impact with nobody being able to do anything about it.

Oh, and even if 'fixing' Shinji somehow helped? Changes nothing. Third Impact, by the time the series start, is pretty much unavoidable because everyone who can do anything about it wants it to happen in a specific way.


Also, I don't see how those abilities are going to help with stopping a bunch of guys that hang out on what appears to be the moon.

[Rhyvurg]

You say that like Shinji being more confident, aggressive and fearless isn't just as good, if not better, than the mecha flipping out.

[Siriel]

You say that like Shinji being more confident, aggressive and fearless isn't just as good, if not better, than the mecha flipping out.

It's not. It's really not.

Humanity's AT-Field is powered up by how much they isolate themselves from others. There's a reason why the chosen pilots are all emotionally screwed up kids and why Shinji, who's pretty much a complete wreck that hides in fear from everybody, has the most potential.

Additionally, EVA-01 going berserk removes it's limiters which Shinji has no way to do by himself.

[Siriel]

On top of that, we've *seen* what a confident and aggressive pilot can do. And Asuka got utterly crushed by Zeruel.

[Chou Blaster]

Yeah, Shinji was the chosen one due to his issues,and his mom's soul is in the damn thing.

I thought the thread was about Assassinating Gendo though.

[Sharkerbob]

Fuck this "help Shinji, save the world" bullshit. I use my ass-ass-ination power to straight up murder every pilot they attempt to bring over. Third Impact is coming no matter what, isn't it? Let's just get it over with already. I have a fever and my only prescription is ludicrous amounts of orange goo.

What? I wanna know what extinction tastes like. Is that so wrong? If it is, then I don't want to be right!

[Siriel]

Yeah, Shinji was the chosen one due to his issues,and his mom's soul is in the damn thing.

I thought the thread was about Assassinating Gendo though.

Oh, yeah, that shouldn't be hard. I mean, it dooms the world even harder, but Gendo is just a normal guy.

Assassinating SEELE isn't as easy though. The show never shows us where they hang out, and for all we know they could be on the moon. (At least, that's where they are in Rebuild.)

[Rhyvurg]

It's not. It's really not.

Humanity's AT-Field is powered up by how much they isolate themselves from others. There's a reason why the chosen pilots are all emotionally screwed up kids and why Shinji, who's pretty much a complete wreck that hides in fear from everybody, has the most potential.

Additionally, EVA-01 going berserk removes it's limiters which Shinji has no way to do by himself.

Wait, really? Really? Wow, I am not sorry I stopped watching that show about halfway through. That is just terrible writing.

[king arthas]

Oh, yeah, that shouldn't be hard. I mean, it dooms the world even harder, but Gendo is just a normal guy.

Assassinating SEELE isn't as easy though. The show never shows us where they hang out, and for all we know they could be on the moon. (At least, that's where they are in Rebuild.)

I haven't watched rebuild but are they really on the moon? I mean I know Lorenze the head guy of SEELE is in charge of the UN and the other people on SEELE are also powerfull politicians and rich people. It will just take some investigation or "interogation" to figure out who the members are. Then you just kill them, I mean we know they are rich and powerfull people like CEOs, Presidents, etc so the list is kinda narrowed. I'm sure Gendo, or Lorenze knows who they are. Also yes you have infinite juice and you can keep spamming time stops, possessions, and summon rats as often as you want, you also get Corvo Attano's mask and coat.

[T51R]

I'd forget about slipping testosterone into Shinji's food, and instead spill several drums of estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone into Yui's tank at predetermined intervals. Shinji can remain normal; Yui'll do all the work, and do it quick because she'll be PMS'ing all the time.

[Siriel]

I haven't watched rebuild but are they really on the moon?

They have a base there and can go there, at any rate. They're still not physically shown as far as I recall.

I mean I know Lorenze the head guy of SEELE is in charge of the UN

He's not. He unofficially controls the UN. Those are not the same thing.

It will just take some investigation or "interogation" to figure out who the members are.

Except not. Kaji, a trained spy that was actually working for them and Gendo only managed to begin to realize how powerful they are by the mid-point of the series. He never even got close to figuring out who they are.
As they are presented in the anime, there is basically no way for a single person to find out their identity.

...Beside, finding out who they are is kind of futile - up until the end, Tabris/Kaworu is on their side and lives in their base. And the powers that you've listed aren't doing jack against a guy who considers being attacked by an EVA a polite suggestion.

[king arthas]

They have a base there and can go there, at any rate. They're still not physically shown as far as I recall.

Well if you have to go up there I guess you could possess someone who is authorized to go to the moon.

He's not. He unofficially controls the UN. Those are not the same thing.

Really? I actually thought that he was the offical leader of the UN. Still the guys who he controls should know more about him, they could be questioned for more information on who is buying them off.

Except not. Kaji, a trained spy that was actually working for them and Gendo only managed to begin to realize how powerful they are by the mid-point of the series. He never even got close to figuring out who they are.
As they are presented in the anime, there is basically no way for a single person to find out their identity.

...Beside, finding out who they are is kind of futile - up until the end, Tabris/Kaworu is on their side and lives in their base. And the powers that you've listed aren't doing jack against a guy who considers being attacked by an EVA a polite suggestion.

You don't need to kill Tabris I mean you could just use time stop and run or blink away. Tabris is just as fast as a normal human if you slow down time you could run away from him and avoid him altogether. Or you might even be able to possess him to get close to SEELE.