View Poll Results: Who will fare the best once the X-Men go out of business?

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  • Iceman, Accountant Extraordinaire!

    0 0%
  • Storm- farm markets!

    0 0%
  • Logan could do a mean pedicure...

    0 0%
  • Perhaps nuAngel could resurrect pets of the rich and famous!

    0 0%
  • Warbird will become a body-builder!

    0 0%
  • Elixir=Doctor, duh

    1 20.00%
  • Rachel will be a Fab Fashion Designer

    0 0%
  • Northstar could go back to athletics

    0 0%
  • Psylocke can help Rachel, she'll specialize in swimwear

    0 0%
  • Emma writes beautiful novellas, she just needs a proper agent

    1 20.00%
  • Longshot is that agent

    0 0%
  • Colossus should go to school for Art History

    0 0%
  • Doug and Kitty can go work for Apple

    0 0%
  • Sage needs no job, people will pay her just for existing epically

    1 20.00%
  • Pixie will start a solo singing career and go on tour- can you say "New Ongoing?"

    2 40.00%
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Thread: Mutant Job Fair

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    Funny b/c I'm Broke Time_to_Zap's Avatar
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    Default Mutant Job Fair

    Well, my fellow X-Men (or fans thereof), the Battle for Mutant Equality cannot go on forever. EVENTUALLY the X-Men are bound to become loved by the general public, and mutants will be treated equally by all. When that day comes, a new issue will arrive: the X-Men will be without a purpose, and without a way to make a living in the world!!!!


    Aw, sad X-Men!!!! :(

    Luckily, some of the X-folk are being proactive!!!!

    NuAngel, though amnesiac, has given some of the savvier students jobs already, giving them experience running a corporation!!!!


    Yay, happy Anole!!!! "Thanks, nuAngel!" :D

    But there are still many X-Men in need of valid occupations!!! They can't all be teachers (especially considering hardly any of them have a valid degree!!!!) Which X-Men can do which jobs? Which ones should go to a certified university, and what should they major in? Which prudent X-fellows will do well once Xavier's dream is achieved???


    "Accounting abilities, activated!!! Now I'm equipped to deal with a difficult and demanding market!"

    The X-Men need your help, Noble Posters, to brainstorm ideas and ways to cope! How can they use their amazing skills to make an actual living? Would Laurie Collins have made a good psychiatrist? Will "Kitty Pryde:2016" be a new mini-series?? Is there any occupation Logan can do that isn't totally illegal and/or unethical?
    "There you go, off stealin' my heart."

    Current OTP: Gambit x Frenzy

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    Pixie will go on to sell her Dust to the children of the rich and famous making her rich.

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    I always thought it would be an interesting development if an amendment to the mutant registration act made it so that mutants at least had to show documentable proof that they were actively holding jobs or pursuing degrees/ careers as to deter from organized group activity.
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