Hey! No one's asking you to smell it.
Zeus: I met a pony goddess and I tried to...
Hera: Here we go again. Just because I can't punish you doesn't mean you can tell me about every fling you had.
Zeus: No! This is different!
Zeus: I... I was the woman!
Zeus: She-she somehow overpowered me and... and... Oh Olympus! Now I know how all my victims felt!
Hera: I... see. I'm going to go where you can't see and do a little happy dance, then I'll come comfort you.
Zeus: Thank you.
Hera: no problem dear.
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