X-Crescence CLXX: Arabian Nights

[coveredinbees]

I want to go to the one with the Angel tornado.

[Emerald_616]

I am headed for...

Seventh Level of Hell

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repending Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low


I think it just spits out the highest level you score "High" on. I answered no to all the questions about suicidal thoughts and violent tendencies, and those are the ones who end up in this level. I think 1 & 2 fit me much better.

[Badou]

Interesting test.

Second Level of Hell - Lustful

Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Looks like I was very close to level 8 as well. :/

[slacker]

Boyfriend got level 6. Haha.

Anyone else get 7? :( I'm really not violent, just some people really do deserve to die, or be punched.

[Psycwave]

OMG I thought I was answering like a good person!

Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

ALso Peter F, Shun was LAME

Ikki was better....Shaina is also badass

Whew! I'm not alone! Party on level 8!

[Cayman]

I want to go to the one with the Angel tornado.

I like your avatar.

[Ian Pressman]

Yeah, the Inferno definitely had the most interesting levels. Purgatorio and Paridiso kind of dropped the ball.

I read some of the Inferno when I was a Freshman in Highschool (And didn't really understand the political bent). I managed to read part one of Paradise Lost a couple months back. Accounting for differences in language, it actually read like a good fantasy novel. Pandæmonium sounded all kinds of badass. Milton was writing about warped spaces that were bigger on the inside than the outside a few centuries ahead of Brooks, Rowling, and Anthony, and faces that could drive you mad before Lovecraft. For the era he lived in, he must have been a very disturbed man.

[Aguja]

Whew! I'm not alone! Party on level 8!

YAY! We'll fight our way out with focused totality.

[coveredinbees]

I like your avatar.

Thank you. I'll put it back.

[Cayman]

What else has that artist done? Is he permanent on X-Treme now?

[Emerald_616]

The slow bubbling of Sage avatars makes my heart sing!!!!!

[xgeek52]

*sips drink*

i miss brian...

[Justin K.]

It's all lonely up in Level 5 :(

[Washout]

It's all lonely up in Level 5 :(

Lots of people got five earlier.

[Talisman]

I don't know if anyone see the ad for the new Barbra Streisand film, co-starring Seth Rogan the Guilt Trip...I love how the Jew mother's guilt trip powers is finally getting a movie about it.