You guys don't even know how close we were to X-Crescence CLXX: As Long as You Love Me.
You guys don't even know how close we were to X-Crescence CLXX: As Long as You Love Me.
XPOTM:September 2010
You are moving up!
This doesn't surprise me.
I changed my answers to see, and I still got purgatory. I'd make a deal with someone to bring you along with me.
You and coveredinbees could hang out together.
X-23|ROGUE|EMMA FROST|ARCHANGEL|WONDER WOMAN|OYA|PIXIE|THOR|STORM|MISS AMERICA
I lol'd at
Have you ever engaged in sodomy (non-standard sex)? Yes
No
7th level as well. Eternity with HME!!!!!
Wanda Maximoff is a joke!
darknessatnoon: Was Xavier's dream to marry a vibrator and steal children from other families?
Ew preggers Pestilence in UA #5.
Am I late? O:)
Second Level of Hell
Lustful
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
I also got "Very High" on 'Heretics' and 'Violent' despite not choosing anything to do with hurting others or war.
Your posting style looks like a retarded haiku. - Bronze Badger
Women are beautiful. But we're not here for your goddamn titillation. - junesdisco
Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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"They want soulful bubblegum techno disco pop? I invented that sound" -Dazzler, Wolverine: The Best There Is #7
"No, I just always look good" -Psylocke, X-Women #1
"The secret to personal happiness is to first find what you love doing most in life, and then make sure no one else can enjoy it."
--George Stebbens.
Well, it's based form a poem written in the 14th century. IIRC, Dante included people he knew and didn't like in Hell. Their souls were Hell, and demons controlled their bodies-they were that evil. Level 9, Round 3
Purgatory Repending Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High
First Level of Hell - Limbo
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Fifth Level of Hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
XPOTM: Feb. 09
"UNIT is the only dildo big enough to liberate the Destroyer's uptight ass."
- Quinnhop
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