Your country is scheduled for ALIEN APOCALYPSE...what will you do?

[T51R]

Lets skip forward in time. Its the 21st of December this year, and ye olde alien armada of planet-sized ships makes its merry way into the solar system(somehow their prescence doesn't mess with the gravity, even with the dozen or so hypergiant star-sized motherships that stoppoed outside Pluto orbit so they could take advantage of the Maccas and 7-Eleven there...) Think of the solar system being flooded with Chobimaru's and Cathedral Terra's.

The message comes in: "This is our greeting, because this is a new dawn for Earth...we have come to ease the transition and to aid you in your journey to the stars. But, you are being held back by one nation, and for the Earth to move forwards, we shall remove that nation from your world."

Congratulations, that nation is YOURS.

-If you are American, the USA will be removed.
-If you are Israeli, Israel will be removed.
-If you are Australian, Australia will be removed.
-If you are Chinese, Afrikaan, Ethopian, Egyptian, Saudi, Khazakh, or Yugoslavian, same story.

They add, "Your people will benefit greatly, and this is not negotiable. The Earth has 72 hours to reorganize itself in lieu of >insert your country here< being removed, and replaced with a rapidly regenerating tropical forest which will help feed your people."

What do you do, now that in three days, your birthplace will be no more?

[FrenchGemini]

Well, I've always wanted to move to Germany, so now would be the right time, I guess.

[SuperCooper]

I have a feeling the US wouldn't be too pleased with so many of us flooding their border.

Yep, I'm doomed.

[mailedbypostman1]

I choose to learn martial arts and defeat them instead.

[Guy Smiley]

I'm sort of near the coast, I think. I might be able to make it there in three days, considering the mass panic will shut down most transportation, communications, and so on. The highways are going to be packed, so I won't be able to leave by car. There's no way I'm going to be able to book a flight - the airports will be flooded with evacuees. I can't even grab a phone to convince those in power to try shenanigans like granting all the national subcomponents sovereignty. Those phone lines are going to be tied up. So I grab a bike and go overland.

Once I hit the coast, the three days are probably nearly up. I swim out to sea and float there until the country is rainforested. Hopefully I'm not eaten by sharks.

Then I have to survive the rain forest, but maybe the aliens will be helping people out by that point and rescue me, because I'm not going to have any supplies on me if I expect to be floating for a while.

If all that looks impossible, I guess I construct myself a flag using paper, tape, and crayons, and display it proudly outside my house, all while walking back and forth loudly declaring the area within the perimeter of my yard to be the Sovereign Kingdom of Guysmileystan. I stop paying taxes immediately and draft myself a set of laws, and hope the aliens take me at face value. It's a long shot, but hey, why not?

[The MunchKING]

Give them an Ultimatium. They come any closer to try and blow up the US of A, and the MunchKING will turn all those hypersized mother ship into a bunch of tin coffins for them.

[Forgotten Entity]

My friends and family fly over to Canada.

[Guy1]

Easy.

[T51R]

Easy.

Bloody hell. ^^^HUMAN CHAIN SWORD~!!! If anything I reckon they're gonna give you a prize for being the most creative badass out of all of us.

Me? I just relocate to New Caledonia, which is a French territory not too far away and which is much more beautiful(far fewer opportunities for my kind of business, though) And when Australia's a rainforest, I'll go get myself some farmland in Kooweerup and retire.

[Guy1]

Bloody hell. ^^^HUMAN CHAIN SWORD~!!! If anything I reckon they're gonna give you a prize for being the most creative badass out of all of us.

Me? I just relocate to New Caledonia, which is a French territory not too far away and which is much more beautiful(far fewer opportunities for my kind of business, though) And when Australia's a rainforest, I'll go get myself some farmland in Kooweerup and retire.

THANK YOU!

Speaking of aliens, I've arranged a bodyguard for you.
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Okay she's technically two people, but that just means you're getting a deal on this.