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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Smith View Post
    Normally, I'd have a small pepper spray and a Spyderco knife. Unless the spray spooks him - I'm toast unless I get an unlikely knife to the eyeball hit.

    Even with my everyday firearm, it would be dicey.
    You get bonus points just for having an everyday firearm.
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    So, I'm fighting this?

    Right ho!

    *runs away screaming about giant mutated rodents and forfeits the match*

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    I grab some of the heavy gardening tools from the garage.

    A pick ax, shovel, and the splitting maul.

    My strategy: Hit it with the shovel, hoping to stun it, then finish it off with either the maul or the pick ax.
    Or just use the pick ax and hope for a lucky hit to the head.
    Last edited by Zako248; 11-14-2012 at 12:15 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zako248 View Post
    My strategy: Hit it with the shovel, hoping to stun it, then finish it off with either the maul or the pick ax.
    Or just use the pick ax and hope for a lucky hit to the head.
    You're better off with the second strategy.

    Unless you're secretly the strongest man in the world, you're not stunning a bear - even a furless bear - with a shovel.
    Suffering is a fact of life. You survive if you find a reason to endure it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siriel View Post
    You're better off with the second strategy.

    Unless you're secretly the strongest man in the world, you're not stunning a bear - even a furless bear - with a shovel.
    That's what is was thinking, my chances aren't good either way.

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    if its weapons readily available to me (ie I own) One of my heavy boar spears. And its 50/50 I live
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surtur View Post
    You get bonus points just for having an everyday firearm.
    Not unusual in my universe - haha! But it's not a bear rated gun. Good for the classic shoot your friend in the foot and run for it.

    The bear capable gun is at home. BTW, the everday gun is called the EDC - every day carry. Not a Canadian thing, Sharps but it happens in 43 out of the 50 states in the USA.

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