Doctor Who Companions VS James Bond Universe

[greatmetropolitan]

K9 can conceivably do a ton of damage by himself - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nqv83NlJik - he's one-shotting flying alien monster things in this video.

Between K9, Captain Jack and his vortex manipulator, the Brigadier and Romana, the Bonds dont take either scenario. Completely different levels of tech.

I seem to remember Steven Moffat talking about how he designed Captain Jack to be the future James Bond, really, which is why he'll sleep with anyone...

[BitVyper]

Wait, are we including the 1967 version of Casino Royale? If so, I may have to change my answer; I'm not sure even a Time Lord can cope with that level of absurdity.

[tony ingram]

Wait, are we including the 1967 version of Casino Royale? If so, I may have to change my answer; I'm not sure even a Time Lord can cope with that level of absurdity.

Only if the Peter Cushing Dalek movies are also included.

[Beadle]

Between K9, Captain Jack and his vortex manipulator, the Brigadier and Romana, the Bonds dont take either scenario. Completely different levels of tech.

Not to mention the girl from this series (I forget her name) who controls Daleks. And, as mentioned earlier, the amount of tech the more modern versions of UNIT can bring to bear with Martha. Oh, and the Sontaran Commander Strax from A Good Man Goes To War.

And of course, Rory getting all badass centurion on them (OK, even I don't think Rory's beating the Bonds really).

This is actually a pretty epic little force you could put together.

[greatmetropolitan]

Not to mention the girl from this series (I forget her name) who controls Daleks. And, as mentioned earlier, the amount of tech the more modern versions of UNIT can bring to bear with Martha. Oh, and the Sontaran Commander Strax from A Good Man Goes To War.

And of course, Rory getting all badass centurion on them (OK, even I don't think Rory's beating the Bonds really).

This is actually a pretty epic little force you could put together.

Absolutely. In fact, that was the point that A Good Man Goes To War was trying to make, that along with The End of Time showed what becomes of people who travel with the Doctor. As bad as The End of Time was, you did end up with about three of the Doctor's companions sitting there with the ability to blow up a planet one way or another.

And yeah, if Oswin/Clara really CAN control Daleks then it's a whole new ball game. And Daleks play ball with superdense stars instead of actual balls...

[Time_to_Zap]

Jack Harkness could seduce one of the Bonds and take them out of the fight, because let's face it, sexual orientation is null and void when you're faced with this guy, EVERYONE he's ever hit on and responded positively.

[dupersuper]

Sarah Jane has K-9 and Mr. Smith,

Don't forget sonic lipstick.

[BitVyper]

Jack Harkness could seduce one of the Bonds and take them out of the fight, because let's face it, sexual orientation is null and void when you're faced with this guy, EVERYONE he's ever hit on and responded positively.

Jack Harkness would seduce M, and at least two Bonds would die of shame.

[Nik Hasta]

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As would I.

Jack Harkness could seduce one of the Bonds and take them out of the fight, because let's face it, sexual orientation is null and void when you're faced with this guy, EVERYONE he's ever hit on and responded positively.

I don't believe Ianto from Torchwood responded that well.

Wait... shit... now I just remembered that Torchwood existed and, by association, that Children of Earth happened.

Excuse me, I have to go and scream at the heavens for a few hours to work off my rage.

[abmccray]

Jack Harkness could seduce one of the Bonds and take them out of the fight, because let's face it, sexual orientation is null and void when you're faced with this guy, EVERYONE he's ever hit on and responded positively.

The latest Bond movie shows what happens when a guy hits on Bond to throw him off his game. "Who says I haven't done that before?" And Bond is similar, having turned a lesbian straight through the powers of his Bondiness.

[mcgaffer]

Plus the Doctor himself is a companion (ok it was a clone) plus Doctor Donna.

[Vic Vega]

Leela might take out George Lazenby before falling to the other Bonds Bondishness and ending up in the sack (assuming Daniel Craig doesn't just shoot her first).

Didn't the Lalla Ward Romana have both a Sonic Screwdriver and K-9 at the end? She'd solo the lot of them.
Even if a Bond somehow is lucky enough to kill her she can regenerate.

Forget that, does Kamelion count as a Companion for this fight? With Shapeshifting he'd get the Bonds before they ever saw him coming.
There are several Companions that are dangerous as hell.


They aren't all Peri-like useless eye candy.

[Time_to_Zap]

As would I.



I don't believe Ianto from Torchwood responded that well.

Wait... shit... now I just remembered that Torchwood existed and, by association, that Children of Earth happened.

Excuse me, I have to go and scream at the heavens for a few hours to work off my rage.

I haven't seen Torchwood.

The latest Bond movie shows what happens when a guy hits on Bond to throw him off his game. "Who says I haven't done that before?" And Bond is similar, having turned a lesbian straight through the powers of his Bondiness.

Or Skyfall...yet.