Children have incredible power over you. They will decide when you sleep, make you clean up after them, and they will not leave you alone.
You will love them regardless, but today, we have discovered something new.
Your child has a superpower gene. Luckily, modern science has come far enough that we CAN affect the growth of this gene once it's been spotted, but we can only "select" the power that your child will have:
- Super strength (however, this will be relative to their muscular strength, so at age 1, they'll be normal, but at 17, a football player's physique will put them on par with Captain America)
- Telepathy (limited to mind-reading, interpreted strictly as words, not thought patterns or emotions)
- Enhanced healing (akin to Wolverine) as well as enhanced evolution (akin to X-Men's Dawin)
- Telepathy (limited to "projecting thoughts")
- Invisibility (skin only)
For an extra fee, you have the option of special pills that can suppress your child's power, but as of now, you cannot get rid of them permanently.
What will you select, and how will you cope?