You now have the ability to reality warp, with a catch

[FarBeyondC]

Or better: "I wish to be as physically, mentally and magically powerful as this ability is capable of making me."

Sure, take the lazy way.

*Walks off, grumbling about how things were better back in the day*

[Guy Smiley]

Eh, I just grant myself eternal happiness. Seems like the most direct application of things. I mean, why do we do anything we do? To continue existing, and to achieve happiness.

No need to mess around with rules lawyering or whatever trying to come up with superpowers or whatever that could be used to gain an advantage over others competing for material goods or whatever to achieve happiness. I just have it. Forever. A meteor could wipe out all other life on the planet (but not me, or it wouldn't be eternal) and I'd still be happy. The Sun blows up and I get catapulted into space for a googolplex years with nothing to see or do? Happy.

Yeah, I probably stop interacting with the world around me and no longer care what happens to anything, but that's pretty much inconsequential.

[Omegalith]

Eh, I just grant myself eternal happiness. Seems like the most direct application of things. I mean, why do we do anything we do? To continue existing, and to achieve happiness.

No need to mess around with rules lawyering or whatever trying to come up with superpowers or whatever that could be used to gain an advantage over others competing for material goods or whatever to achieve happiness. I just have it. Forever. A meteor could wipe out all other life on the planet (but not me, or it wouldn't be eternal) and I'd still be happy. The Sun blows up and I get catapulted into space for a googolplex years with nothing to see or do? Happy.

Yeah, I probably stop interacting with the world around me and no longer care what happens to anything, but that's pretty much inconsequential.

Well, then you'd be blissful without feeling fulfilled, excited or even interested. Not bad as such, but subideal.

Reminds me of Wen the Eternally Surprised from the Discworld books: A monk who achieved a state of enlightenment by realizing that constantly feeling pleasantly surprised was what he considered to be an ideal mindset.

[Awesome-X]

You can only do it once, and there are rules.

1. You cannot grant yourself powers or qualities that override the rules. Meaning you can't give yourself reality warping of any kind with this warp, directly or indirectly.

2. You cannot use a clause that outlines multiple changes and warp that paper to be true. For instance, you cannot write down "1. Humans are squids 2. Earth is flat 3. Sun is cold" and warp things so the paper is factual.

Aside from this, anything goes. 1 warp. 1 change to the universe.

What do you choose?

I'm not real sure If this counts, but I use my one warp to create an exact duplicate of "Jeannie" from "I Dream of Jeannie" for our universe with me as her master.

[AJ Valliant]

I'm not real sure If this counts, but I use my one warp to create an exact duplicate of "Jeannie" from "I Dream of Jeannie" for our universe with me as her master.

I suspect that situation would become toxic and depressing is real life fairly quickly.

[Awesome-X]

I suspect that situation would become toxic and depressing is real life fairly quickly.

Well, luckily I don't have a job at NASA to worry about, and I wouldn't be as uptight as Tony when It came to Jeannie using her powers.

[dupersuper]

I retcon my origins so that I now have PC Kryptonian powers, and there's no Kryptonite around to bother me. Not reality warping, but powerful enough to allow me to make the kind of changes I want to make.

You're itching to make a giant chain and tow some planets around?

[The Scarlet Sapien]

Can't decide. Either People all live by the Golden Rule and treat each other as they's want to be treated....... Or Acting is just a proffession like most any other where if you're competant and nice you can make a good living.

[da noble savage]

Ahh I would be cool with just a gl ring but the one with the AI.

[K Von Doom]

I make the world 100,000x the size it is now.
This should:
- be enough land to keep every country happy
- everyone would be too far away to bother with wars
- a lot more natural resources for everyone
- more land for wildlife

[mailedbypostman1]

I make the world 100,000x the size it is now.
This should:
- be enough land to keep every country happy
- everyone would be too far away to bother with wars
- a lot more natural resources for everyone
- more land for wildlife

Gravity would probably crush everybody to death and destroy the planet.

[Omegalith]

I make the world 100,000x the size it is now.
This should:
- be enough land to keep every country happy
- everyone would be too far away to bother with wars
- a lot more natural resources for everyone
- more land for wildlife

...And we'll all be instantly crushed by the gravity before the planet collapses into a star, lovely.

[mailedbypostman1]

...And we'll all be instantly crushed by the gravity before the planet collapses into a star, lovely.

is it big enough for a star? Not sure.

[Omegalith]

is it big enough for a star? Not sure.

Well, the sun is three hundred thousand times our mass, so one hundred thousand should manage a small star.

[K Von Doom]

...And we'll all be instantly crushed by the gravity before the planet collapses into a star, lovely.

I would assume these kinds of physics would be taken care of by the wish, unless it was being granted by the devil or something then you'd have to think of particular details like this.