Male Chauvinist BeGONE: Lady Liberators Appreciation

[Valeria Kementari]

Sisters! I call upon you in the dark of night! I call upon you to assemble and pay homage to our heroines! I call upon you to denounce the walking abortions that men are and subscribe to our holiest of documents, the SCUM manifesto. If you don't have a vagina (or at least wish you did) this is not the place for you.

Formed by the Enchantress, the ultimate liberated woman who uses male gods as sex toys, the Lady Liberators are what we aspire to be. A group of powerful women fighting against the oppression of the patriarchy. Male Chauvinists beware indeed! Let us appreciate this she-goddesses in the manner they deserve.

[Regino]

[Songbird/Diamondback]

Too impatient to wait for the book to be announced?

I would have waited til then to start this thread.

[Valeria Kementari]

Too impatient to wait for the book to be announced?

I would have waited til then to start this thread.

do you have a vagina ST/D? If not, what are you doing in this thread?

[klinton]

Yo! Can we get a round of sandwitches up in here?

[Valeria Kementari]

Yo! Can we get a round of sandwitches up in here?

every male present will give a speech beginning with the sentence: `I am a turd, a lowly abject turd', then proceed to list all the ways in which he is.

[TsaiMeLemoni]

...is this thread really happening? I guess it's a slow week for the Storm Appreciation Thread.

[Valeria Kementari]

...is this thread really happening? I guess it's a slow week for the Storm Appreciation Thread.

your vagina must be huge if you're posting here.

[Songbird/Diamondback]

do you have a vagina ST/D? If not, what are you doing in this thread?

What? My adoration of female characters excludes isn't enough to allow me in this thread? Sexist!

[klinton]

every male present will give a speech beginning with the sentence: `I am a turd, a lowly abject turd', then proceed to list all the ways in which he is.

Sand-witch-es. Stat. And pints.

[Valeria Kementari]

What? My adoration of female characters excludes isn't enough to allow me in this thread? Sexist!

I'm denouncing males in the very thread title, what else did you expect???

Sand-witch-es. Stat. And pints.

I don't understand your primitive male language, I don't speak baboon.

[TsaiMeLemoni]

I want turkey and swiss cheese.

[Valeria Kementari]

I want turkey and swiss cheese.

Is that the contents of your small monkey male brain?

[Rosebunse]

I'm a girl...can I get pepper-jack with mine? And vinegar? And tomatoes?

[Songbird/Diamondback]

I'm denouncing males in the very thread title, what else did you expect???

Our shared interest in awesome female characters?