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    Default Rambo and The Expendables vs Captain America

    Rambo signs up with the Expendables to take on Cap.

    Can they gank him, or will Cap swipe victory?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamina View Post
    Rambo signs up with the Expendables to take on Cap.

    Can they gank him, or will Cap swipe victory?
    I honestly think the Expendables are more superhuman than Cap if you mean movie Cap. Comic book Cap probably not. Oh they are ridiculously accurate with their shots but their defense seems to depend on no enemy soldier being able to hit a barn from inside with bullets. So Comic Cap takes this, I think.

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    Does this mean that Rambo and the leader of The Expendables are the same person in this topic?
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    For me, Cap would win: unless this is Rambo from the novel and not Stallone's inaccurate, yet more heroic interpretation.
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    Not remembering anything that gives The Expendables any way of hitting Steve really... He moves too fast for them to land a hit on and could easily take off their heads...
    However, I did not see the second half of movie two, but going by the first movie and a half... Unless I am forgetting something of course.
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    Jason statoam's character with guns and the distraction of all the others laying down fire (including Norris with his rocket launcher) should let the team win comfortably. Half the expendables have bordeline beyond real world human gun drawing speed also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Becoming An Anthropologist View Post
    Jason statoam's character with guns and the distraction of all the others laying down fire (including Norris with his rocket launcher) should let the team win comfortably. Half the expendables have bordeline beyond real world human gun drawing speed also.
    Which will mean exactly "dick" against Comic Cap. He will throw his shield once, it will knock all of them unconscious, and we're through dealing here. None of the Expendables have feats above "beating some mooks who dropped out of the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy." Yes, their accuracy is INSANE, but only against people standing still, and definitely not against a CBPH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big_adventure View Post
    Which will mean exactly "dick" against Comic Cap. He will throw his shield once, it will knock all of them unconscious, and we're through dealing here. None of the Expendables have feats above "beating some mooks who dropped out of the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy." Yes, their accuracy is INSANE, but only against people standing still, and definitely not against a CBPH.
    I'd agree with this. While the Expendables' shooting was ridiculously superhuman, their targets were mooks, not a guy who can just hunker down behind his shield or move faster than any of them come close to. Likewise, they had no real defense. It wasn't that they aim dodged or anything. They just stood there while their opponents were simply incapable of hitting anything they were aiming at. He eventually gets his chance and takes them out with a shield toss. He doesn't even have to do it all at once. He can take them out one at a time while simply avoiding the shots from the others. Their shots were insanely accurate, not insanely fast, as you said, and it was against mooks, not against an aim dodger.

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