Superman vs Thor

[Guy Smiley]

Keep in mind though marrying you to a gorilla is probably the least worst thing he could do to you. He marries his friends/adopted children to gorillas..who knows what he's going to do to someone he just met and I get the feeling the guy could be creepily patient when the time calls for it.

tenchardansen

[dupersuper]

Superman any day.

[Pendaran]

The not knowing what version you get thing is a problem, considering the various times Superman has been posessed by some evil dude or other or something approximating that effect.

Granted you could also get Blood and Thunder Crazypants Thor, but he probably gives himself away during the interview process when he starts ranting and drooling and smashing things and talking to his invisible girlfriend.