I'm trying to learn how to do chaos magic but the book I bought on it is hard to understand does anyone know of any guide books that are simple
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11-03-2012, 08:49 AM #1BANNED
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Chaos Magic for dummies
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11-03-2012, 08:51 AM #213 Time Rita's Champion
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Usually when I practice my chaos magic I do it by candles with that special someone.... (yes I went there) BOOOOYAAAH...
Originally Posted by Jsmith
"Heads up-- If Havok's position in UA #5 really upset you, it's time to drown yourself hobo piss. Seriously, do it. It's the only solution." - Rick Remender
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11-03-2012, 09:02 AM #3They LAUGHED at my theory
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With magic, it comes with the territory that it is obscure and hard to understand. If you want easy, reliable directions, try Betty Crocker. Originally Posted by Jsmith
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11-03-2012, 09:06 AM #4IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!!!
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I would gather that if you consider yourself in need of such simple instructions, maybe chaos magic is not for you Originally Posted by Jsmith
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11-04-2012, 06:22 AM #5MXAAGVNIEETRO were right
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First, you need to realize there is no magic.
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11-04-2012, 06:31 AM #6Kirbytwo!
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There are no books explaining Chaos Magic. Magic tomes are just for explaining rules, and if something has rules it isn't Chaos.
You either understand Chaos Magic, or you don't. If you do, you're insane and should seek help. If you don't try something less likely to unleash tentacled horrors upon the Earth...like pulling things out of a hat.My mom gave my computer cancer.
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11-04-2012, 06:39 AM #7CotM Member
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Where is McEnery when we need him.
What have I always believed? That, on the whole, and by and large, if a person lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out ok.
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11-04-2012, 07:06 AM #813 Time Rita's Champion
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There are several famed Magicians ....
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Now being such strong users of MAGIC , I too SuperE practice some. In fact I have my own theme song when I do my magic...
"Heads up-- If Havok's position in UA #5 really upset you, it's time to drown yourself hobo piss. Seriously, do it. It's the only solution." - Rick Remender
Sucks 200 character limit.
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11-04-2012, 08:36 AM #9The Dark Knight Returns
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Originally Posted by The Black Guardian
Then how did David Copperfield make the Statue of Liberty disappear?Free your soul and let it fly....
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11-04-2012, 09:22 AM #10Moderator
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The bigger question is where did he find so many absolute goobers? Originally Posted by DonC
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11-04-2012, 10:01 AM #11The Dark Knight Returns
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It was in New York City. Originally Posted by thwhtGuardian
Free your soul and let it fly....
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11-04-2012, 11:02 AM #12Triste Noir
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Well first of all it's a secret fact that all state certified Psychiatrists are also Chaos Magicians. You should find one and explain how you want to learn chaos magic. I'm sure that they will get you where you need to go.
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