RITA'S CXLV: Lenny Bruce is Gone But his Spirit’s Livin’ On and On

[bipolar danger girl]

From your lips to God's ear.

So say we all.

[bipolar danger girl]

Here I am posing with my kissing Barbie doll. It had lipstick! Also, that Barbie washer & dryer really washed clothes! My husband does all the laundry now.

[bipolar danger girl]

Here I am smoking and drinking with my best friend (I'm the drunk on the right), which sums up my teenage years. That watch was a Star Trek watch! Even pretending to be cool, I was a fucking nerd.

[Jeff Brady]

Forgot to mention: I'm meeting my half-sisters on Sunday.

Whoa, cool! Good luck!

Here I am posing with my kissing Barbie doll. It had lipstick! Also, that Barbie washer & dryer really washed clothes! My husband does all the laundry now.

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Awww.

[bipolar danger girl]

Awww.

Right? My Barbie is so adorable.

[bipolar danger girl]

Here I am in my twenties. Stoned and partying in my pajamas. Which pretty much sums up my twenties. I'm the one who is not missing a tooth.

[bipolar danger girl]

Here I am at graduation with my date and boyfriend (not the Winslow look-a-like). My boyfriend is the unhappy one. I had to post this picture because it is the hottest I've ever looked. It was all downhill from here.

[bipolar danger girl]

Here I am marrying the nerd of my dreams.

[bipolar danger girl]

I will skip all the fat pregnant and nursing pictures, and jump to present day. Here I am old, nerdy, and adorable. THIS IS YOUR LIFE, BIPOLAR DANGER GIRL!

[bipolar danger girl]

You're welcome.

[Winslow]

We were zombie tourists the year before, I especially like how she looks so "gangster".

Gangster zombies are awesome!

Just passing through, but nice pictures, everyone.

Thanks Matt. Stay longer next time.

I'm so fucking playing picture wars. You will all be sorry!

I have quite an arsenal at my disposal.

You're not an ass hole, Winslow. You're an asshole. Totally different.

Heh.

Here is baby bipolar danger girl and my hippy parents. I look like a boy.

Your dad is rocking that beard. And no, I wasn't calling him a closet homosexual.

Forgot to mention: I'm meeting my half-sisters on Sunday.

Have you met them before?

Here I am posing with my kissing Barbie doll. It had lipstick! Also, that Barbie washer & dryer really washed clothes! My husband does all the laundry now.

Should we start calling Doug, Ken?

Here I am smoking and drinking with my best friend (I'm the drunk on the right), which sums up my teenage years. That watch was a Star Trek watch! Even pretending to be cool, I was a fucking nerd.

I see your smoking and drinking BPD and raise you nerd afro Winslow with his nerd high school friends:

[jessecuster3]

I only have 12 year old me:

[Winslow]

Here I am at graduation with my date and boyfriend (not the Winslow look-a-like). My boyfriend is the unhappy one. I had to post this picture because it is the hottest I've ever looked. It was all downhill from here.

I like the nerd BPD better.

Here's badass Winslow (ignore the needle stitch in the background)

Here I am marrying the nerd of my dreams.

I have one of those too:

[Dreadstar]

What the heck, why not?


Graduation:

[Dreadstar]

...aaaand 30 years later: