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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty_Cristo View Post
    if the show doesn't end with Masuka dying by autoerotic asphyxiation, i will be upset.
    Please, nothing so mundane for our Vince. It would have to be an accident involving half a dozen transsexual hookers, a vat of candlewax, and a Vietnamese shame wheel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spike-X View Post
    Please, nothing so mundane for our Vince. It would have to be an accident involving half a dozen transsexual hookers, a vat of candlewax, and a Vietnamese shame wheel.
    on a plane, so he could die as part of the mile high club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty_Cristo View Post
    on a plane, so he could die as part of the mile high club.
    Hanging out of a helicopter.
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    There may be a Dexter season 9 after all?

    Link http://screenrant.com/dexter-season-...ssion-preview/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Franklin View Post
    There may be a Dexter season 9 after all?

    Link http://screenrant.com/dexter-season-...ssion-preview/
    That'd kinda suck, if they've been heading towards a definite conclusion, to then turn around and keep stretching it out.

    It's okay for stories to have endings!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spike-X View Post
    Please, nothing so mundane for our Vince. It would have to be an accident involving half a dozen transsexual hookers, a vat of candlewax, and a Vietnamese shame wheel.
    Side note unrelated to this, a guy on the other board i go too, insulted everyone because they didn't show the courage he did in paying for sex with a transsexual hooker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    Side note unrelated to this, a guy on the other board i go too, insulted everyone because they didn't show the courage he did in paying for sex with a transsexual hooker.
    He didn't consider that maybe they just didn't want to have sex with a transsexual hooker?

    Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spike-X View Post
    He didn't consider that maybe they just didn't want to have sex with a transsexual hooker?

    Not that there's anything wrong with that...
    We didn't have the courage to have sex with the transsexual hookers actually, because we were close minded.
    ...I honestly can't remember why i brought this up.
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    What does Doakes like with his cheeseburger?

    "Some fries, mother****er!"
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    I wonder what Doakes said when he got that nosejob?
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    What does Doakes like best about YouTube comments?

    "Replies, mother****er!"
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    What if Doakes had been a courtroom bailiff instead of a cop?

    "All rise, mother****ers!"
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    Sgt Doakes helping somebody with a crossword puzzle: "What's another word for 'coming to one's end'?"

    "Demise, mother****er!"
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    Hey Doakes, which way do I turn this bolt to tighten it?

    "Clockwise, mother****er!"
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    What did Doakes bring back from Staples?

    "Supplies, mother****er!"
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