
Originally Posted by
dupersuper
I agree with all you say except the bit I highlighted (I'm a big triangle era fan). Still, when you add all the JLA stuff you mention (most of which Bats was right there for) it makes the comment 10 times as stupid as it already was.
"The last time you inspired anyone was when you were dead."
"But...I've since lead the JL, wrestled a rebelling King Angel, returned the moon to its orbit, defeated Megaddon, went with you to the 853rd century for celebrations of my own far future selfs return from the heart of the sun (where he'd built a solar fortress of solitude after circumnavigating the universe: 1 that powered all of my descendants), was appointed leader when we gathered to fight in Zero Hour, shoved Warworld (1 made of the original Pluto) through a boom tube to stop Imperiex and Brainiac 13, defeated the leader of the Hyperclan 1 on 1 (being selected to address the world right after), was the first to overcome Know Mans brainwashing, talked a reborn Parasite into turning himself in, got married, got turned into an energy being that was split in two and still saved the Earth (getting turned back to normal in the process), made it rain in No Mans Land, defended Kismet from Dominous, discovered Hypertime, convinced the Tribunal to reform their justice system, hunted Doomsday down, fought the Elite in front of the world...not to mention, y'know, returning from the dead in the first place. I've been to the big bang a second and third time since I returned to life, and the end of time once as well. All in addition to just generally flying around saving people most every day..."
"Nope, not since you were dead."
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