Downtown Khazan: Siriel's Temporary Edition

[Chou Blaster]

Dear God. Gyo is SICK!

Zombie cyborg marine life, that infects (Or eats/kills) People. And said infection makes you have boils, bad gas, and paralysis.

Hell there is even a zombie sperm whale!

[Omegalith]

Dear God. Gyo is SICK!

Zombie cyborg marine life, that infects (Or eats/kills) People. And said infection makes you have boils, bad gas, and paralysis.

Hell there is even a zombie sperm whale!

The best part of that manga is that it gave us the corect onomatopoeia for a Shark kicking down a door.

GASHUNK!

[Sol M]

The best part of that manga is that it gave us the corect onomatopoeia for a Shark kicking down a door.

GASHUNK!

How does a shark kick anything? oO

[Omegalith]

How does a shark kick anything? oO

"Through hate, all things are possible." - Malus Darkblade.

[Sol M]

"Through hate, all things are possible." - Malus Darkblade.

Ah, so that's why I never learned to fly. Clearly, I wasn't hating gravity enough.

[Omegalith]

Ah, so that's why I never learned to fly. Clearly, I wasn't hating gravity enough.

Hateflight is a tricky business. You get a mile up then find the joy of flight taking the edge off your righteous indignation...

[Sol M]

Hateflight is a tricky business. You get a mile up then find the joy of flight taking the edge off your righteous indignation...

Yes, but the moment you start to fall again, you are forcibly reminded of how much you hate gravity, which propels you back into the air.

...so it's basically the same as regular flight, only fueled by emotions.

[Omegalith]

Yes, but the moment you start to fall again, you are forcibly reminded of how much you hate gravity, which propels you back into the air.

...so it's basically the same as regular flight, only fueled by emotions.

Well no, if you use that as your basis you'll bob eerratically t inconvenient moments.

The true hateflight expert learns to be mad because he's flying.

[Sol M]

Well no, if you use that as your basis you'll bob eerratically t inconvenient moments.

That's only if you wish to remain stationery.

Besides, if you hate bobbing up and down so much...

The true hateflight expert learns to be mad because he's flying.

But what if your hatred doesn't just drive you mad?

What if it drives you mad, and then you get mad at being mad so you stop being mad, and eventually get the ability to warp space and time?


(...Yeah, Dr Paradox's origins really make no sense in the long run. But then, the Ellimist's, similarities aside, makes even less sense.)

[Omegalith]

The Ellimist mostly makes sense. Kinda.


First he's a fleet of massive cyborg spaceships with godlike ability to meddle in the affairs of lesser races, then somehow having some of his bodies trapped in a Black Hole whilst some others are in normal space and some in hyperspace grants him trancendant cosmic perspective that remains even after the bodies are destroyed.

It's technobabbly nonsense, but percieving all of existence at once and being smart enough to understand what you're seeing isn't too bad as ascendance explanations go.

[Sol M]

First he's a fleet of massive cyborg spaceships with godlike ability to meddle in the affairs of lesser races, then somehow having some of his bodies trapped in a Black Hole whilst some others are in normal space and some in hyperspace grants him trancendant cosmic perspective that remains even after the bodies are destroyed.

It's technobabbly nonsense, but percieving all of existence at once and being smart enough to understand what you're seeing isn't too bad as ascendance explanations go.

What doesn't make sense is why he would be able to perceive all that in the first place, let alone after his body was destroyed.

The fact that he could manipulate them physically(?) despite having no body to speak of, and what's more, could see random numbers and stuff, are just the icing on the cake of ridiculousness.

It would have been fine elsewhere, but that was the only time anything in that series had gotten so metaphysical.

[The MunchKING]

When I picked the name Omegalith, I googled it. No results found.
A minor thing at the end of the day, but I don't think the Omegalith I'd like to be would tolerate others using his name.

The munchKING would ALSO like to be the only one known as the MunchKING. But apperently a few others have gotten to the name.

[Sol M]

The munchKING would ALSO like to be the only one known as the MunchKING. But apperently a few others have gotten to the name.

Surely, you will not bear such an affront to your person and a challenge to your undisputed monarchy in silence?

[The MunchKING]

Of course not!! The munchKINg has spies searching for them as we speak, that he may deliver a violent retribution to these imposters.

Or make them my vassels. Either way I guess.

[Sol M]

Of course not!! The munchKINg has spies searching for them as we speak, that he may deliver a violent retribution to these imposters.

Or make them my vassels. Either way I guess.

You'd take vassals that share your name/title? o_O

Unless you meant you'd make them vessels, which makes a lot more sense. <_<