Downtown Khazan: Siriel's Temporary Edition

[Sub-Zero MKA]

Well yeah. Wouldn't you be in a homicidal rage for all eternity if it were you?

Hiho, back in the library again. How's my peeps?

Hey Vak, just getting over the flu. How about you?

[Vakanai]

Hey Vak, just getting over the flu. How about you?

Stuffy-ish nose. It was bad this morning. Otherwise alright.
I haven't had a cold/flu/any bacterial or viral illness since high school. That was like 6-7 years ago.
Yay immune system!

Or maybe it's just because I don't have much human contact...

[Cthulhu_of_R'yleh]

And I'd prefer coo-coo-ka-choo to crazy, but we can't all get the popcorn now, can we?
Stay away from my popcorn.

Unless it's Caramel Corn you'll not get any problems from me.

[Vakanai]

Unless it's Caramel Corn you'll not get any problems from me.

...yeah, uh it's not...no need to look, you can trust me. *backs away with popcorn tin slowly* >_>

[Sub-Zero MKA]

Stuffy-ish nose. It was bad this morning. Otherwise alright.
I haven't had a cold/flu/any bacterial or viral illness since high school. That was like 6-7 years ago.
Yay immune system!

Or maybe it's just because I don't have much human contact...

This was my second cold in a month. I need ti train my immune system, need to get stronger.

[Cthulhu_of_R'yleh]

...yeah, uh it's not...no need to look, you can trust me. *backs away with popcorn tin slowly* >_>

Mm. Tonight. You.

This was my second cold in a month. I need ti train my immune system, need to get stronger.

Sheesh, okay Vegeta.

*snicker*

[Vakanai]

Mm. Tonight. You.

Are you talking to my popcorn?

[Vakanai]

This was my second cold in a month. I need ti train my immune system, need to get stronger.

I smack germs down. My immune system runs like a Kenyan it don't never stop like the Energizer Bunny. I'm the world's leading antibacterial agent, I'm like soap. They can't even engineer the germ war machine that could stop me. I went back in time to end the black death. Pandemics fail around me, I'm the polio vaccine. You could call me Vitamin C, I beat down scurvy, why do you think Johnny Depp can still play a gay ass pirate? I am the cure for the common cold, the ice in my veins brings the fever back down. Hell I invented immunity. My biography is like the Fantastic Voyage; I'm shooting down virals like a firewall. I'm Dr. House without the addiction, I invented the degree in MD.

[Cthulhu_of_R'yleh]

Are you talking to my popcorn?

Let's go with 'yes'.

[Vakanai]

Let's go with 'yes'.

Let's go with 'my popcorn would rock your world'.

[Beadle]

Ah, Britain - you art quite the worst country in the world at dealing with weather.

The city I live in has had about 2-3 inches of snow, and yet all the morons panic, buy ludicrous amounts of food as if some bizarre nuclear holocaust is anticipated, and utterly forget how to drive.

I popped out in the car to quickly pick up some tickets at a cinema that's all of about half a mile from home. Round-trip = 1 mile. Easy, right?

Average speed = 3hpm. Yes, that's hpm, not mph. 3 fricking hours.

[Vakanai]

Ah, Britain - you art quite the worst country in the world at dealing with weather.

The city I live in has had about 2-3 inches of snow, and yet all the morons panic, buy ludicrous amounts of food as if some bizarre nuclear holocaust is anticipated, and utterly forget how to drive.

I popped out in the car to quickly pick up some tickets at a cinema that's all of about half a mile from home. Round-trip = 1 mile. Easy, right?

Average speed = 3hpm. Yes, that's hpm, not mph. 3 fricking hours.

Eh, I live in south Alabama. When we do get snow down here it's like a biblical plague. Snow? We got no defense for that, no context with which to judge it. Snow is like a Godzilla attack, some science fiction disaster we can't be expected to believe in or prepare for. This is a land where we hide from the sun like it's the popo. Ice on the road? What is that? How is that even possible? Hell, I went out west once and thought the laws of nature had been suspended because it was summer and there was no or little humidity. We sweat like buckets in the shade here as God intended, we deal with heat. Cold is like some apocalyptic thing we occasionally deal with when winter rolls around, snow on the ground is like a vision of Dante's ninth circle of hell here. Three hours to get one mile? Hell you'd need the national guard to plan out an escape route for just half an inch of the stuff here.

[Siriel]

Over here, more than a meter of snow paralyzed the streets for all of a day (though walking remained bothersome for a few more days afterward.). I always love hearing about how other places deal with snow because it's almost always hilarious.

[Vakanai]

Over here, more than a meter of snow paralyzed the streets for all of a day (though walking remained bothersome for a few more days afterward.). I always love hearing about how other places deal with snow because it's almost always hilarious.

It snowed once here a few years back. I think my first thought really was, "The hell? Snow? What the f-ck?"

[The Dog]

Warm Bodies looks like a necrophilia movie, considering it's marketed like a love story between a zombie and a woman.