In speaking of lame characters/gimmicks the WWE was no different . They themselves faced their own dark period of the mid 90's and trotted out a few lame gimmicks that would make you roll your eyes. The company was in its final years of trying to present to children as the main audience had grew up by this point. So to start some funny forgettable guys.
Knuckleball Schwartz : Back in 1994 Vince had a great idea , with the MLB strike he would have a disgruntled , angry MLB player show up. Of course no one would do that actually played pro ball. So he decided that the Brooklyn Brawler (Steve Lombardi) needed a repackage and made him this character. At 1st Schwartz was called MVP (Most Violent Player) but they changed it. In time Lombardi would go back to being the Brawler and continue his job as a road agent for the company.
In the Attitude era that came along , Vince Russo himself would create a lot of zany characters that either clicked (Val Venis , Godfather) or seemingly failed by a wide margin . The funniest failure was Beaver Cleavage. In this idea Chaz Warrington who was part of the Headbangers. So once his partner got hurt with a knee injury , he needed something . So Russo made him...Beaver Cleavage...
Within weeks of WTF looks and hints that the storyline angle with Warrington and his mother were having an incest relationship , Vince McMahon pulled the plug on it. Having Warrington reveal his real name and claim he hated the character of Beaver Cleavage. Of course things didn't get better as poor Chaz then had a fued with another failed packaged guy below and run an angle he abused his girlfriend.
Meat aka Shawn Stasiak was a 2nd generation wrestler and son of Stan "The Man" Stasiak. Of course what made Meat insanely funny was that Russo (who seemingly had some sexual kick ) decided that 3 older cougars would manage a man and hint he was basically used for sex. Stasiak was named MEAT. The 3 ladies was Terri Runnels , Jacqueline , and Ryan Shamrock . Shamrock would leave the company months in . As well the company decided to depush Stasiak and a storyline reason he was losing matches was that he was being wore out from sex before matches.
Stasiak lasted til 1999 and was released when he taped a heated conversation between 2 wrestlers. He claimed it was a joke. Months later he was in WCW and actually was rehired by the WWE in 2001. Stasiak however by 2002 grew tired of the business and requested his release and he's now a chiropractor !
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