In a head to head talent show of off the top of the head song and dance numbers who wins?
The Munchkins have shown an ability to gather the whole village at a moments notice to perform an unrehearsed routine celebrating the demise of their longtime oppressor while praising the accidental act of Dorothy's crash landing.
If your child acts a fool the Oompa Loompas can bust a freestyle rap about your offspring while also including you in the diss track for failed parenting.
Yellow Brick Road Parade or scathing child endangering paternity diss?
You can option in either the Gene Wilder or Johnny Depp Oompa Loompas but absolutely no one from the Diana Ross' The Wiz... Lol!