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    Default Wizard of Oz Munchkins vs Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompas!

    In a head to head talent show of off the top of the head song and dance numbers who wins?


    The Munchkins have shown an ability to gather the whole village at a moments notice to perform an unrehearsed routine celebrating the demise of their longtime oppressor while praising the accidental act of Dorothy's crash landing.

    If your child acts a fool the Oompa Loompas can bust a freestyle rap about your offspring while also including you in the diss track for failed parenting.

    Yellow Brick Road Parade or scathing child endangering paternity diss?


    You can option in either the Gene Wilder or Johnny Depp Oompa Loompas but absolutely no one from the Diana Ross' The Wiz... Lol!
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    Oompa Loompas have mad dance skillz. Plus they put on a much better light-show to accompany their performance.
    Yes, I know the voices aren't real. But they do have some VERY good ideas....

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    If it were a fight to the death, The Munchkins have guns.

    As for the songs? Gene Wilder songs for me in dissing the kids.

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    Never under estimate the X factor known as... The Lollipop Guild!
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    Munchkins are bloodthirsty, reveling in a gruesome death. And those giant lolipops? Those are cleverly disguised axes, and they carry them ALL THE TIME, just in case someone needs to have their face cut to shit. And the Lullaby League? They lull you to sleep so they can take their time and enjoy it. Yeah, all made up. But they still cheer and celebrate death.
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    The poor taste in Thread's is going to lose the Oompa's some major points as the Munchkin's have some dope costumes.

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    The Oompa Loompas are a hardened race that had to survive being the prey of Whangdoodles, Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers!

    And don't get me started on the Vermicious Knids!

    Even though The Munchkins live on "The Yellow Brick Road" clearly the Oompa Loompas have more street cred if this battle goes Hip Hop at any point!


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