RITA'S CXLIV: I Don’t Care How Rough the Road is, Show Me Where it Starts

[Matt Algren]

At last! My first set. Not gonna lie, having rewatched it a few times, I'm...amazed it won. A couple of these jokes suck.

I agree with Tadhg and Spike. Some really funny stuff here. When's the second set?

[Spike-X]

Yeah, but too much and it's just a terrible gimmick. That's why I like the viagra joke the best. That shit is funny across all races.

Yeah, tighten that one up a bit and it'll kill.

[Johnny P. Sartre]

Yeah, tighten that one up a bit and it'll kill.

[The Once And Forever]

I agree with Tadhg and Spike. Some really funny stuff here. When's the second set?

July 11th, as I recall.

Since I won that night, I also qualified for the Great Indiana Mic-Off (which puts me in direct compeitition with my brother), so that's at least another night as well.

Yeah, tighten that one up a bit and it'll kill.

Definitely need to work on the speed that I deliver the jokes. Rushed more than I need to, and yet still went over by thirty seconds.

[Paradox]

Nick Soapdish snarks:

Isn't she a bit old for you?

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. "

[StoneGold]

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. "

High school. How quaint.

[the4thpip]

So it turns out it was Gay Pride in Barcelona last night.

Just my luck... I finally have a crush on a nice guy back home and it keeps me from taking advantage of being surrounded by out and proud hot hispanics.

[Fabian]

Oof. Sorry to hear that. Did you let her down gently or drop the hammer?

I was nice but the management had already dropped the hammer.

[the4thpip]

Some Barcelona Pride impressions:

[Iangould]

So I'm watching this current affairs show about a US militia group. These gys swear blind that they expect civil war or worse within a matter of months. They've each spent tens of thousands of dollars on arms and supplies and have devoted countless hours to firearms training.

And at least half of them are overweight by 60 pounds or more.

You know, if I thought I was going to be fighting for my life Real Soon Now, one of the first things I'd do is start hitting the gym.

[cactusmaac]

It's probably an excuse to get away from the wife and kids.

[Iangould]

It's probably an excuse to get away from the wife and kids.

Nah, they take the wives and kids along.

[the4thpip]

So I'm watching this current affairs show about a US militia group. These gys swear blind that they expect civil war or worse within a matter of months. They've each spent tens of thousands of dollars on arms and supplies and have devoted countless hours to firearms training.

And at least half of them are overweight by 60 pounds or more.

You know, if I thought I was going to be fighting for my life Real Soon Now, one of the first things I'd do is start hitting the gym.

73% of Americans who support the second amendment do so because firearms allow fat losers to win fights.

[o1pickleboy]

So Friday I got my daughter for a 9 day stretch.(one of my two full weeks in summer), so on Friday morning I wake up with a nasty cold. One them colds that gives you cold sweats, cough, congestion and makes you weak and very whiny.

yay.

[the4thpip]

So Friday I got my daughter for a 9 day stretch.(one of my two full weeks in summer), so on Friday morning I wake up with a nasty cold. One them colds that gives you cold sweats, cough, congestion and makes you weak and very whiny.

yay.

Oh hell.
I am very sorry. That sucks big time.