Here's RITA's.
It's a basic off-topic discussion thread. It is named in honor of one of our favorite posters, Awesome Rita!
Think about it as her bar.
Same rules as the regular board apply, except, well, the off-topic part.
In addition, if you really must ask ridiculous questions, then you can ask that stuff here.
Also, as I think has been born out a few times now, please try not to use this thread to discuss other threads/posts on the Community Forum (or any other forum, really). Just post in those other threads (and, if it is off-topic for that thread, then just don't post it period - or try a PM!).
Otherwise, enjoy!
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06-29-2012, 11:01 PM #1Lenient Tyrant/Moderator
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RITA'S CXLIV: I Don’t Care How Rough the Road is, Show Me Where it Starts
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06-29-2012, 11:03 PM #2Cat smells like fish
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That took longer than usual.
The Punisher: I’m going to cauterize your rectum, sealing it shut, so when you turn those delicious Pink Pants™ Fruit Pies into waste products the bilirubin in your feces will leach into your bloodstream and you’ll die screaming! And I’ll watch while having sex with this grateful prostitute!
Trussed-Up Hooker: Blueberry are my favorite!
In other words, what StoneGold said.
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06-29-2012, 11:04 PM #3Cat smells like fish
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Also, back to the TV question, I'm guessing the first case would be Jackie Gleason, doing the Honeymooners while still doing the sketch material on The Jackie Gleason Show.
The Punisher: I’m going to cauterize your rectum, sealing it shut, so when you turn those delicious Pink Pants™ Fruit Pies into waste products the bilirubin in your feces will leach into your bloodstream and you’ll die screaming! And I’ll watch while having sex with this grateful prostitute!
Trussed-Up Hooker: Blueberry are my favorite!
In other words, what StoneGold said.
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06-29-2012, 11:23 PM #4Nyah!
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There were two? When I was little, they did the Honeymooners ON the Jackie Gleason Show.
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06-29-2012, 11:24 PM #5Nyah!
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And, ah, new Rita's! That calls for a visit from our old friend, Jennifer Love Hewitt's butt!
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06-29-2012, 11:33 PM #6Cat smells like fish
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That's where it started, before it spun off.
Originally Posted by Paradox
The Punisher: I’m going to cauterize your rectum, sealing it shut, so when you turn those delicious Pink Pants™ Fruit Pies into waste products the bilirubin in your feces will leach into your bloodstream and you’ll die screaming! And I’ll watch while having sex with this grateful prostitute!
Trussed-Up Hooker: Blueberry are my favorite!
In other words, what StoneGold said.
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06-29-2012, 11:39 PM #7Nyah!
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And then spun back? Weird, but OK.
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06-29-2012, 11:54 PM #8Cat smells like fish
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Yep. Them's the golden age of televisions for ya. Originally Posted by Paradox
The Punisher: I’m going to cauterize your rectum, sealing it shut, so when you turn those delicious Pink Pants™ Fruit Pies into waste products the bilirubin in your feces will leach into your bloodstream and you’ll die screaming! And I’ll watch while having sex with this grateful prostitute!
Trussed-Up Hooker: Blueberry are my favorite!
In other words, what StoneGold said.
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06-29-2012, 11:59 PM #9Nyah!
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Watching the '50s ones were kind of weird for me at first, because I'd grown up with a Sheila McRae "Alice" instead of the Audrey Meadows one. Audrey was still much better, though. The whole thing was more sanitized for the '60s.
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06-30-2012, 01:08 AM #10Cougar Uppercut!
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Alright, so today I saw my friend/coworker for the 1st time after I vetoed her promotion, and she was frikkin pissed at me. I told her why I said no and just stared at me blankly and shocked by how much I observed. So she quit.
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06-30-2012, 01:38 AM #11They call me Mr. Pip!
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Think of it as quality over quantity,
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06-30-2012, 01:47 AM #12Pugnacious
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So what, no whimsical threats of domestic abuse? It's hardly the Honeymooners without Ralph threatening to punch Alice in the face as the audience explodes in paroxysms of gleeful laughter at the thought. Originally Posted by Paradox
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06-30-2012, 01:58 AM #13Hey don't call.
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06-30-2012, 02:36 AM #14Nyah!
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I believe that was still there, but didn't have the believability of the '50s one. Certainly Alice wasn't as bitchy in the '60s (that's a bad thing, btw), and that kind of threw off Ralph's rages. When I compare the two, that later ones seem to be mostly about Ralph and Ed's character twitches, whereas the earlier ones had a lot more about Ralph and Alice, with a side of Norton.
Trixie remained a non-entity in both though.
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06-30-2012, 02:59 AM #15COTM Member
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I think a forty year friendship ended today.
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