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    Default RITA'S CXLIV: I Donít Care How Rough the Road is, Show Me Where it Starts

    Here's RITA's.

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    That took longer than usual.
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    Also, back to the TV question, I'm guessing the first case would be Jackie Gleason, doing the Honeymooners while still doing the sketch material on The Jackie Gleason Show.
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    There were two? When I was little, they did the Honeymooners ON the Jackie Gleason Show.
    'Dox out.

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    And, ah, new Rita's! That calls for a visit from our old friend, Jennifer Love Hewitt's butt!

    'Dox out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    There were two? When I was little, they did the Honeymooners ON the Jackie Gleason Show.
    That's where it started, before it spun off.
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    And then spun back? Weird, but OK.
    'Dox out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    And then spun back? Weird, but OK.
    Yep. Them's the golden age of televisions for ya.
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    Watching the '50s ones were kind of weird for me at first, because I'd grown up with a Sheila McRae "Alice" instead of the Audrey Meadows one. Audrey was still much better, though. The whole thing was more sanitized for the '60s.
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    Alright, so today I saw my friend/coworker for the 1st time after I vetoed her promotion, and she was frikkin pissed at me. I told her why I said no and just stared at me blankly and shocked by how much I observed. So she quit.

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    Think of it as quality over quantity,

    A lot of troll padding was gone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    Watching the '50s ones were kind of weird for me at first, because I'd grown up with a Sheila McRae "Alice" instead of the Audrey Meadows one. Audrey was still much better, though. The whole thing was more sanitized for the '60s.
    So what, no whimsical threats of domestic abuse? It's hardly the Honeymooners without Ralph threatening to punch Alice in the face as the audience explodes in paroxysms of gleeful laughter at the thought.

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    I believe that was still there, but didn't have the believability of the '50s one. Certainly Alice wasn't as bitchy in the '60s (that's a bad thing, btw), and that kind of threw off Ralph's rages. When I compare the two, that later ones seem to be mostly about Ralph and Ed's character twitches, whereas the earlier ones had a lot more about Ralph and Alice, with a side of Norton.

    Trixie remained a non-entity in both though.
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