National Organization for Marriage Grapples With "Sanctity" of Gay Comic Wedding

[MartinRedmond]

If we approve gay marriage, no woman on earth will ever have sex again. [/lunatic rant]

[Dr. Sonic]

My marriage no longer counts now that Jean-Paul and Kyle's gotten hitched. Consequentially, I don't have to do those dishes. Win!

[blackphoenix]

[Fake rant]Everyone knows that seeing two fictional gay men get married in a comic will lead to widespread gayness!!! No more mutants? Try no more straight people! Thanks, Marvel! Bendis is probably behind this...[/Fake rant]

(The above joke was intended to offend as many conservatives as possible, leading to them returning to the Stone Age where they belong)

[xhx23x]

My marriage no longer counts now that Jean-Paul and Kyle's gotten hitched. Consequentially, I don't have to do those dishes. Win!

The sex clause of your relationship should still bind you to dish washing duties.

[Dr. Sonic]

The sex clause of your relationship should still bind you to dish washing duties.

drat, there's always a loophole.

[MartinRedmond]

Every man in America has been waiting on this so they can finally turn gay. It's the end of reproduction.

[CyberHubbs]

I wonder if this Brian S. Brown guy figured out he was gay before or after he started this organization of his.

[MarvelMaster616]

The National Organization for Marriage is painfully real, I'm afraid. I have heard of them. If Dr. Doom were real, they would be happy to endorse him so long as he adopted Uganda's policy of executing homosexuals. They are sick, twisted individuals who aren't just right wing extremists. They're religious zealots that would probably march alongside William Stryker through a field of mutant children while stomping on each one of them. They are dangerous and very sick. It takes some very sick individuals to see the growth and acceptance of homosexuality and minorities in popular culture as a bad thing. They claim to protect children, but they really don't care about protecting them. They only care about indoctrinating them into their sick religious cult. Comic books may depict some pretty devious villians, but the people at the National Organization for Marriage, Focus on the Family, and pretty much every other organization with the word 'Family' in it are as close to real comic villains as they come.

[darknessatnoon]

Uganda and William Stryker comparisons in one post.

[Pixie_Solanas]

Family Circus is the closest thing to real comic villainry i've seen im my life.

[halla]

Every man in America has been waiting on this so they can finally turn gay. It's the end of reproduction.

Mr Sinister approves.

[Legion_Quest]

Mr Sinister approves.

Who needs women when you have Gambit clones and a machine?

These people are ridiculous, it's like they look at their windows, don't see the real world and still think it's the 50s. And we thought Marvel had issues with sliding timescales! Idiots.

[Optic Rage]

Why is this being posted in here?

[LeonardEugenius]

This is presh

[Imraith Nimphais]

This sounds like a job for the P5.
There should be a few panels in AvsX showing the P5 completely mindswiping those NOM blighters...simply because they are unimaginably and abhorrently stupid.
(written by Hickman and drawn by Coipel...of course).