
Originally Posted by
cookepuss
do i think that the 616 needs fixing in 2013? definitely. let me (not so) quickly explain why.
1. Since civil war in 2006, marvel's heroes have lost their way. They spend more time fighting each other and themselves than actuall fighting the real bad guys, who are largely collecting dust. It reminds me of that scene in dc's kingdom come where it's explained how there are no heroes are villains anymore. There's just one group of capes fighting another group of capes because that's kinda what they do. There's no moral code in marvel comics anymore. No good vs evil. Too many shades of gray. Some comics get it right, but most read like stories about super powered gangbangers fighting over turf and who's better. Sickening.
2. Death to alternate universes and timelines!!! I get it. Dark. Gloomy. Sad. But unavoidable? Let's stop referencing days of future past and coming up with a bazillion variations. Aoa was awesome when it first happened. Get over it. It's not the ultimate x-men alternate universe. Maybe a world without xavier might be just fine. Cable needs to lose the keys to his time hopping delorean and stop dwelling on his apocalyse ruled future hell. So much has changed since his arrival that it probably doesn't even exist anymore. Marvel uses alternate futures and parallel "what if?" worlds as a crutch. Live in the now, man! Like doc brown said in back to the future, "no man should know too much about his future." for one thing, it's boring if things keep on heading on one (relatively) predictable path. For another... Lighten up! Not every future has to be so dreadful. Maybe, suffering and all, the heroes are on the right path.
3. Death is meaningless. We all know this. Why do we accept it? It doesn't make for better storytelling? Killing a fan favorite doesn't shock us anymore, nor does resurrecting them 9 months later. Death has to stop playing favorites in the 616. Make death permanent, even if it means changing marvel's personification it - giving the hall jordan spectre treatment to some well known, soon to die character. Marvel's afterlife needs border patrol. Marvel's implementation of death is like a tightrope walker using a harness and safety line. It's not really "death defying" if you're never in real danger.
4. There is such a thing as too much of a good thing. Marvel needs to stop expanding its lines. The x-men line is huge. As of july, they're nearly up to 12 books. So much redundancy. So much meh. Trim the line down by at least half. Do we need 2 fantastic four books? Does avengers really merit 5 books now? Are there too many hulks now? Weren't jen & bruce enough? Marvel thinks that they're giving us what we want. They're just not giving us what we need. Expanding the lines to hell is only managing to water each property down.
5. Continuity is a f***ing mess. Spider-man's has been rewritten into near incoherence. So much so that we still don't know what bits from pre-bnd did or didn't happen as written. I've been reading x-men for 30+ years. I have almost every single issue of every single x-title ever. Even i can't write you a single cohesive roadmap of their continuity. It's more convoluted than any daytime soap. It's like this in nearly every corner of the 616. It's one crazy, incomprehensible twist piled onto another. It's a house of cards. None of it makes sense anymore. The parts that seem to don't hold up to close inspection.
6. You can't change a damn thing for fear of damaging the "icons". Spider-man can't get married or have kids because aging is bad in the 616. Never mind the fact that marvel's readership isn't made up wholly of 10 year olds anymore. There's that death thing again. You can't have tony stark die because iron man makes too much money at the box office. If a character does have a kid, be prepared for some rapid aging like they did on tv shows back in the 80s. Franklin richards childhood is an anomoly. Even then, it's not a good one. He's barely aged in 44 year. Yeah. He's been around that long. Because no character changes on anything more than the most superficial levels, nobody really grows. I hate the comic strip "for better or worse", but i really commend the writer/artist for allowing the characters to grow, change, and age with us. Why do you have kids? You have them because, one day, you'll die. They're your legacy. When spider-man dies, people will mourn him, but nobody will take his place. When hulk moves to florida to retire, who will smash for him? There are no little bruce or betty juniors out there. Marvel, to keep their character iconic, have managed to make them unchanging in any real sense. This is where i commend dc for its legacy characters and willingness to throw it all away on a whim.
7. Does marvel tell any stories about people anymore? Of course the do. They just don't tell as many as they should or used to. Pad "gets it" with x-factor. It's crazy and tells superhero-y stories all of the time, but they're never about superheroes. Ultimately, they're stories about people with quirks, vulnerabilities, ambitions, and so on. Read pad's x-factor and then go back and read avengers vs x-men. Avx makes for a great michael bay experience. The bombast is sensational. Does it really deal with people? Only if you count scott's (final) descent into madness. These characters used to have personal lives outside of the masks and code names. Nowadays, that stuff barely exists. It's like going to work one morning and not leaving the office ever again. These characters don't "clock out" anymore. They're too defined by their powers, costumes, and nicks. The best storytelling is the type that resonates the most with readers on a personal level.
8. Where are the social issues? Marvel still does them, but it's no longer as much a part of its fabric as it used to be. Occasionally, marvel will tackle issues like marriage equality or the paranoia of terrorism, but they tend to eschew that stuff in favor of cosmic threats, petty in-fighting, mustache twirling schemers, and faux drama that doesn't even rise to the level of soap opera melodrama. Plus, in this f***ed up economy, why haven't the heroes all been hit hard? The marvel universe used to be a spandexy reflection of our own. You'd have to think that the avengers or x-men would take better care of their toys instead of crashing jets every other week. You'd think that spider-man would get laid off due to cutbacks or people would march on city hall to protest jameson's latest budget. What? No heroes on bath salts or other designer drugs? You don't see much of the real world creeping in on the 616 anymore. Marvel only does it when they need to grab headlines in the mainstream media. That's kinda sad. Steve gerber is probably rolling over in his grave right now. You howard the duck fans know what i mean.
9. This issue changes everything!!! Uhm.... No it doesn't. Nothing changes really. Now, this is not a redux of my "marvel is on a treadmill" argument. It's more about hype. Usually, the issues that change everything (for realsies) aren't hyped. They happen off-event and in those spaced between the panels. The events only change things until the next event or until marvel realizes that they screwed the pooch. The hype was all for nothing then. Marvel, i get that you have to push product, but stop playing carnival barker. You're no good at it. You tell us that we're going to see a werewolf when you're only prepared to show us a hairy fat dude. Let the comics speak for themselves. You can't buy buzz.
10. Event overload. To paraphrase the incredibles, if every event is special then no event is special. Stop bombarding us with events. Like i said before, the changes aren't permanent. There are no real consquences. All you're doing is milking a cash cow. Worse yet, event overload is keeping the writers from doing their thing. Have you ever wondered why so many fans and reviewers are happy when a book sits an event out? It's because they get to develop organically instead of being forced to adhere or change via editorial mandate.
11. The revolving creative door. Bendis & bagely. Stan & jack. Find me a creative team that'll be in it for the long haul these days. Too many creative shifts. Too many artists coming in and out. Plots don't develop because they aren't allowed to. One writer come in and eradicates what the last writer did over the past 18 issues. Too many cooks in the kitchen.
I can really keep going on and on here. I can get into lots of book and character related specifics. However, marvel and the 616 suffers from a near terminal case of creative and managerial cancer. It's eating itself. If you only look at the small picture, you don't see it. Step back. Look at marvel now. Look at where it was during its creative glory days. Look at how the 90s seem to be rearing its ugly head again. After nearly 50 years, marvel is long overdue a nu52-level reboot. It's painful to imagine what that would bring or what we'd lose, but the 616 is sick. I sincerely hope that somebody with any power takes it upon themselves to get it back on track. I sincerely love comics. I'm a huge marvel fan. I just don't think that their comics are anything more than stories about action figures or not so cleverly disguised ads or concept testing grounds for their movies.
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