Can Superman get...

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

food on his uniform? You know, like if he's eating a Nathan's and he bites it in the front and ketchup and mustard go shooting out the back would he zip around at super speed and catch the condiments in his mouth and then zip around back to continue eating hotdog in the front?

OR would the mercurial moving mustard and ketchup land on his "S" chest?

[Lexrules]

food on his uniform? You know, like if he's eating a Nathan's and he bites it in the front and ketchup and mustard go shooting out the back would he zip around at super speed and catch the condiments in his mouth and then zip around back to continue eating hotdog in the front?

OR would the mercurial moving mustard and ketchup land on his "S" chest?

This could be the greatest question ever asked on this or any other board. I don't think this is a question that could be answered simply because it would ruin what has been a question that really should never be answered. To answer this question may destroy the whole Mythology of Superman and I for one am not going to be the one to do that.

[Mat001]

He generally doesn't eat in costume. He's always dressed in his regular clothing. So any stains are there as Clark Kent, not as Superman. And if anything did spill on his costume, I'd doubt that it would stain.

[Jake V]

His costume is made of a non-stick material, so presumably it would roll right off.

[Lexrules]

Mat001 and Jake V.

Why, Why would you do it? Why would you answer the question that should never be answered. You just destroyed the whole Superman Mythology. 75 years down the drain...

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

This could be the greatest question ever asked on this or any other board. I don't think this is a question that could be answered simply because it would ruin what has been a question that really should never be answered. To answer this question may destroy the whole Mythology of Superman and I for one am not going to be the one to do that.

That's certainly been a concern of mine too which is why I've been siting on it for the last 45 years. But recently I was up late tossing back a few with a trusted old friend of mine of whom I had just met and at some point in the hazy middle of the night the question slipped out of my mouth hole and boom! Nothing happened.

I waited for the end. But when I looked up into the heavens expecting to see the stars in the sky falling to the ground and when I looked at the man in the moon expecting to see him mouthing the words "way to go dorkness", and when I looked out into the street expecting to see the guy from Animal House in his car screaming, "ramming speed!!!", I saw nothing. Nothing out of the ordinary that is.

And then I breathed a sigh of relief that I imagine will never be equaled as long as I roam this world I walk on. And from there I made the decision to bring my question to the internef. But the internef was closed so I brought my question to the internet because it was open.

[Lexrules]

That's certainly been a concern of mine too which is why I've been siting on it for the last 45 years. But recently I was up late tossing back a few with a trusted old friend of mine of whom I had just met and at some point in the hazy middle of the night the question slipped out of my mouth hole and boom! Nothing happened.

I waited for the end. But when I looked up into the heavens expecting to see the stars in the sky falling to the ground and when I looked at the man in the moon expecting to see him mouthing the words "way to go dorkness", and when I looked out into the street expecting to see the guy from Animal House in his car screaming, "ramming speed!!!", I saw nothing. Nothing out of the ordinary that is.

And then I breathed a sigh of relief that I imagine will never be equaled as long as I roam this world I walk on. And from there I made the decision to bring my question to the internef. But the internef was closed so I brought my question to the internet because it was open.

Only one man could answer this question correctly...

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

Mat001 and Jake V.

Why, Why would you do it? Why would you answer the question that should never be answered. You just destroyed the whole Superman Mythology. 75 years down the drain...

Down the drain? What the hell was Superman's mythology doing in the kitchen sink?

[Lexrules]

Down the drain? What the hell was Superman's mythology doing in the kitchen sink?

Don't you remember. You put it there so the new suit could get a good cleaning, then a nice shine with some turtle wax and finally lubed down with some WD40.

[MFitzH2O]

He generally doesn't eat in costume ... And if anything did spill on his costume, I'd doubt that it would stain.

He's had coffee, though. I remember him ordering a 'decaf to go'. One drop down his chest and his yellow-red-n-blue could be forever tainted.

I for one think he'd miss the dribbles; he's no Flash, after all.

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

Don't you remember. You put it there so the new suit could get a good cleaning, then a nice shine with some turtle wax and finally lubed down with some WD40.

God how did I forget that? That's when I got Mr. Zog's Sexwax instead of regular ol' turtle wax. I got it because it, (Mr. Zog's Sexwax), reminded me of Zod, (Zod/Zog), and I was like, "well of course I'm going to buy that", and so I did. But for some reason I don't remember anything else about that day. All in all though it was a pretty good day for sexwax. Though that probably goes without saying.

[Lexrules]

God how did I forget that? That's when I got Mr. Zog's Sexwax instead of regular ol' turtle wax. I got it because it, (Mr. Zog's Sexwax), reminded me of Zod, (Zod/Zog), and I was like, "well of course I'm going to buy that", and so I did. But for some reason I don't remember anything else about that day. All in all though it was a pretty good day for sexwax. Though that probably goes without saying.

That must be it. That damn Sexwax was just to slippery and it just slid down the drain. Gotta read the label next time man. It clearly says for internal use only use not external.

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

That must be it. That damn Sexwax was just to slippery and it just slid down the drain. Gotta read the label next time man. It clearly says for internal use only use not external.

Well I WAS using it internally. I was in the house.

[Lexrules]

Well I WAS using it internally. I was in the house.

Snoop dog is in da house too but he doesn't use sexwax externally.

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

He's had coffee, though. I remember him ordering a 'decaf to go'. One drop down his chest and his yellow-red-n-blue could be forever tainted.

I for one think he'd miss the dribbles; he's no Flash, after all.

Speaking of the Flash. If the Flash with Supes at lunch, (they decided to go dutch), would he have caught Supers mustard and ketchup before it made contact with Supes tights?