Tuesday nights is my night to cook (I live with my parents), so I was looking around for anything interesting worth cooking. I came across this:
A cooking show hosted by a death metal rocker.
Being amused by the obvious eccentric choice of cooking host, I was wondering how certain characters would do if they had to host a show. They can use any tools that don't allow them to "magick up" a meal (that'd be cheating; they have to put some actual work into it). For example, I can see Watchmen's The Comedian using a flamethrower for cooking.
The chefs are:
Conan the Cimmerian
Ash Williams (Evil Dead)
How do they do?