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Black Atom
Finally got around to watching this and I'm pretty shocked how utterly terrible this movie is. I couldn't wait for it to end. It's far, far worse than any of the Sam Raimi movies and I could literally go for hours dissecting its flaws. But the main one is this: I’m not someone that insists that movie adaptations of comics need to be 100% faithful to the source, except when diversion from the source makes the story less effective. Boy is that the case here. In this movie, Peter’s biological father’s legacy is more important than his bond with Uncle Ben. This point of divergence has the obvious flaw that it gets rid of one of the really unique things about Peter Parker and the Spidey myth and makes him like countless other heroes who inherited some innate goodness from their awesome fathers. More importantly for this movie, the elimination of Ben’s legacy (“With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility”) isn’t replaced by anything else. That’s why, as the Hulk critique someone posted says, this story isn’t really about anything.
In the original Spidey origin, Peter starts out as selfish and irresponsible and learns the folly of his actions. The Spider-Man myth is just a pretty simple morality tale that’s really not too hard to screw up. This movie version of Peter Parker actually starts off pretty heroic. He sticks up for a kid and puts himself in harm’s way even BEFORE he has any super-powers. He gets yelled at by Uncle Ben about responsibility for forgetting to pick up his aunt because he lost track of time while being INSTRUMENTAL IN THE MOST IMPORTANT BREAKTHROUGH IN MEDICAL SCIENCE IN MANKIND’S HISTORY. Blowing off something like that is something any teen might do and Peter actually has pretty good reasons in this case. Uncle Ben’s rationale for being mad at Peter in this instance actually seems kinda stupid—like it only happens because the screenwriter knows at some point prior to his death, Ben must give Peter a speech about responsibility, even though it doesn’t make a lot of sense in this context. The next time Ben admonishes Peter it’s for…humiliating a bully that chronically tortures students and is prone to outbursts of psychotic violence (even by comic-movie standards, this version of Flash Thompson is a fucking psycho. Why push the archetype this far)? I’m not sure I understand Ben’s (or the movie’s) logic here. It’s not liked Peter picked a fight with Flash intentionally to beat him up and humiliate him (you know, like Superman did to that guy in the diner in Superman 2) – he intervened to stop him from repeatedly swatting a basketball at a girl. So…Peter shouldn’t use his powers to stop strong people from abusing the weak? Because I’m pretty sure that’s what Spider-Man’s (and every superhero’s) whole deal is. Ben’s morality is stupid and nonsensical and therefore the parable of this version of the Spider-Man myth is stupid and nonsensical.
So, because this movie isn’t about anything, nothing that happens is important. For starters, Uncle Ben’s death isn’t important. Since Ben’s morality makes no sense, his death has no impact on Peter’s becoming a hero. I mean, does Peter really learn the lesson of responsibility from Ben’s death? His failure to stop the robber was actually pretty uncharacteristic based on his depictions up to that point and just seems like momentary poor judgment from a teenager having a crappy day. Peter’s failure in this movie isn’t anything like it was in the classic origin, where Peter ONLY used his powers for money and self-glorification and had no heroic intentions at all until he realized the robber he let go was the same that killed his uncle. The Raimi movie even improved on this, as Peter lies about his intentions to his uncle, creating the circumstances for his death. In the movie, Peter’s decision to become a “real” hero seems to occur when he rescues the child on the bridge—but even before that his actions were pretty darn heroic. He was rushing headlong into a fight with a lizard-monster that could toss cars around, which seems pretty heroic to me. So it seems Peter was really already pretty heroic and just needed the power and circumstances to bring it out, which makes Uncle Ben’s death (and entire existence) in this movie pretty pointless.
It’s clear they really wanted the driver for Peter’s angst, heroism and coming-of-age to be his biological father’s legacy. Again, I’m not averse to shaking things up, but this change makes Peter like tons others heroes in fiction who are inspired or haunted by their father’s achievements/failures. Classic, boring Oedipal crap. It’s like every Marvel character that gets a movie has to have serious daddy issues: Hulk, Iron Man, Thor…now Spider-Man, I guess. More importantly, it’s especially a problem in this movie because they killed Uncle Ben off for no real reason. Why not just have Uncle Ben live? Why have Uncle Ben at all? Or Aunt May? Or Gwen? We just go through the motions with each of them, even though nothing they do seems logical if you're able to divorce yourself from your expectations of what the characters will do based on your pre-existing knowledge of them.
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